Sunday, September 10, 2006

Rab Musik Good, No?

A friend of mine sent me an email with a song made by a bunch of Bahraini ‎teenagers about BATELCO that was actually around a couple of months ago, ‎right about the time when the whole BATELCO internet charges fuss started. And ‎I bet a lot of you guys probably either received or heard this song somewhere. ‎When I first heard it, I was in tears. I laughed my ass off! I actually thought that ‎these people made a song for the purpose of giving people a good laugh. It ‎sounded like a good piece of comedy material to be honest, but I was struck ‎when I found out that… these people were actually serious!!!!!‎

Not a lot of people really know who made the song... till now...‎

Another guy sent me this link to check out the people behind the music. ‎Apparently they call themselves A-Unit! Ok, I honestly don’t know where to start ‎with these people… A-Unit? What the hell is that supposed to mean?? Ass-‎Unit?? What a rip off! Next thing you know there’s a guy calling himself “Dr. Dais*‎‎“ or something...

So for some reason, everyone in the country is into hip-hop again. And suddenly ‎rap/hip-hop music is considered so popular and hip that it’s played early in the ‎morning on the goddamn radio and there are some people who try so hard to ‎look and sound and act like these hip-hoppers/gangsters/fags. Just take a quick ‎ride around East/West Riffa or Madeenaa areas, and see for yourself...

OK now for the good stuff...‎

What the hell are these guys thinking??? Ok so you’re probably thinking that I’m ‎just an asshole that likes to make fun of people because I’m jealous and can’t get ‎laid or blah blah blah.. But trust me.. Go to their website a-unit.org and JUDGE ‎for yourself! ‎

OK let’s start with the site link itself... “.org”??? What kind of an “organization” is ‎this???!!!!‎

Now look at this picture taken from the site... and let’s go through the (How to ‎take a good Rap album cover picture 101)...‎


I can’t believe I actually wasted my time and listened to the crap they made... I ‎think the website should come with a warning: Not suitable for the weak hearted, ‎pregnant women, people with high blood pressure or anyone outside the ‎Madeena area!‎

When you listen to their “material”, you start off by laughing so hard that you’ll ‎start tearing, and feel some pains in your stomach, possibly followed by vomiting ‎if you just had a meal, then the excessive laughing backfires and eventually ‎switch to a sad mood and forget how to laugh, its like when you see someone ‎retarded, or a vegetable, you cant really laugh at them now can you??‎

Man… for once I’m speechless; I don’t think there’s a point in making fun of ‎these guys because I really don’t know where to begin... I’ll just leave all the ‎comments to you guys...

But it doesn’t end there!!! HELL NO!! I discovered a link within the site that leads ‎to a whole region-wide idiocy! Check out http://www.rapq8.com... And simply ‎click on the pictures tab, which should be enough to keep you laughing for the ‎next month or so... (Don’t say I didn’t warn you)...‎

The pictures below should explain what the site is all about...‎


It’s like the website was made by blind dyslexic baboons or something, seriously, ‎what’s up with the guy and the teddy bears??? Is it a new gangsta thing? Am I ‎THAT old that I don’t get it or something? And check out the black dude, I ‎wonder how many bottles of hair straighteners he used... ‎

It really makes you think why it’s illegal to own guns in this country! Oh well, I guess the baseball bat will have to do!

And if the pictures weren’t enough, try to listen to their “albums”, there’s even a ‎‎“Rabber” from Bahrain that sounds like a 9 year old Madeena Sand-Nigger ‎chocking on dick... Classic. ‎

A word to the all the “Rabbers” out there: I know that Tupac, Eazy-E, Big Pun ‎and Biggie are dead, but that doesn’t mean that all rappers are gone and it’s your ‎job to save the music genre! Dr. Dre is still out there, Snoop Dogg is still doing ‎his “thang”, other rappers like DMX, Xzibit, Method man, Cypress Hill ARE STILL ‎OUT THERE!! Here’s a tip for you “Rabbers” to help you improve your music:‎

‎1.‎ Learn some English. ‎
‎2.‎ Learn some goddamn English. ‎
‎3.‎ Learn some fucking English. ‎
‎4.‎ Make your own tunes; it’s not a goddamn Karaoke. ‎
‎5.‎ Learn some more Mother fucking English. ‎

On the other hand, I received an article the other day about a Bahraini singer that ‎formed a band and released a rock album in the UK. The article stated that the ‎lead vocalist/songwriter is actually a member of the royal family and that he ‎studied in the US and from there he started getting more into his music and crap ‎like that...‎

Ok let me just stop there... honestly... where the hell did the afro come from????‎

So apparently, he states that his music was influenced by living in a controversial ‎environment. Of a Muslim growing up in a catholic school… OK, now is it me or ‎artists (even wannabe artists) just seem to love describing shit from their ‎background/past and life experiences and make it look really sad and influential? ‎Kinda like the crap you see on VH-1 interviews… I mean come on man… you ‎grew up as a rich brat showered with money, going to Saint Chris (the so called ‎catholic school), where most of the rich brats go to in the first place...‎

Seriously, is being rich nowadays so hard on people that it inspires them to go ‎and write music?? What happened to being poor? Going to a goddamn shitty ass ‎public school? Being raped by students/teachers? Getting shit for food? Not ‎having parents? Being bullied? Having no electricity?? Living in Bukawara?? ‎What does all that do to you then??? ‎

It must be dead hard to go to a private school, having a hot blonde white-ass rich ‎girlfriend, getting blowjobs at recess, getting a sports car at the age of 15, being ‎loved by everyone, going abroad to study whatever the hell you want to, having ‎your own place to live in..... It must be so fucking painful!!! I feel sorry for this ‎dude... ‎

Well judging from the Lenny Kravitz sound alike sissy fag music produced, I ‎guess that says it all...‎



Plus what's with the name "BrotherManDude" eh? Are they trying to come up with a cool name? Kinda reminds me of that retarded creature Al Gore created in the South Park episode "ManBearPig"!!!






ManBearPig ----------------------------->







Makes you wonder why public school kids are really into DEATH metal eh??‎

Fuck this... I'll go listen to music made by really poor people... Now, where did I ‎put my Metallica CD?‎

‎*Dais: local slang terminology for boobs.

Note: This article has been sent to us by EPB, should we include him in the team or not? Due to popular demand and cuz a lot have suggested that since he's our high guardian that he should be a part of us, we don't mind since he is on the same line as us! Please vote, there is a poll on the right.

35 Comments:

Blogger Wolfwood said...

Man, I hate Sand Whiggers....

Great job on the article, EPB. Keep it up...

4:19 PM, September 10, 2006  
Anonymous lizardo said...

EBP is so with u !!

anyway our fm is kinda good ya3ny comparing it with others >>and i dont mind listening to rap in the morining thou , atleast better than the drs crap im going to listen afterward.
i heard da A-WHATEVER shit before but why didnt i laugh !!? its sox man that u cant do anything , no maybe u can spit .

7:20 PM, September 10, 2006  
Anonymous Lib team’s worst nightmare: said...

Hi guys…how are you? This is the person who trashed your last Gay post. In fact, I’m the anonymous who sarcastically suggested to include EPB in your team…I can’t believe you retards took me seriously…hahahah…this guy really pisses me off, EPB is a proper fuck. But to be honest (and this utterly shatters my heart to admit)…but…the dude has a point.

I seriously found it funny, and I completely felt the dude (EPB fuckface) when he said how laughter turns into despair as you continue to get exposed to that crap for more than 16 sec.

And seriously the whole “Rap” culture…how is it that this crap is even spreading?? I can’t even comment…I’m that shocked.
Anyways, EPB…I salute you my friend, I salute you for saying something that was growing silently within my heart. Hey, what the hell?? I think this guy (EPB fuck) could be an asset to the lib team. He is almost as gay as those fucks…so yeah why the fuck not, bring him in.

P.S EPB…when I said I salute you…I meant with my middle finger only bitch.

12:43 AM, September 11, 2006  
Anonymous facelessness said...

and i thought i swear alot!! :)
i vote for EPB to be added to lib team..
he's got enough rage in him i think!
check it out, a-unit's website is suspended for non-payment haha

3:56 AM, September 11, 2006  
Blogger Evil Pissed-Off Bahraini said...

Thanks LIB for publishing my article, and thanks readers for your support…


Yes it did cost me a blow job to get it published, but it was worth it… (that was a joke, for all the retarded readers out there).



As for you, you over grown hemorrhoid pus, don’t you have anything better to do? Seriously man, get your head out of your ass, why do you waste your time trashing blogs, or is it just this blog?

Look, I know its hard going through life with horrifying memories of your father stroking your penis, and gently fingering you anal hole while you sleep, and being someone’s bitch/Walad at school, where you had to lick him at break time so he would keep all the big boys away, so now you have a fear of socializing, so you sulk away in front of your PC hoping to share your sadness with the world…looking for someone who understands how it feels to be bitch raped, and understands while you sometimes fart unintentionally because you have rectal problems from dry fucks, and why your stomach hurts sometimes because you can still feel some cum remains from 4 years back still stuck to your stomach walls….


I’m so sorry my friend… its ok to let it out… we are all here for you… don’t be afraid to go out… make new friends… enjoy life….what happened to is not easy.. And if you ever need to talk about it…












Bite me you dildo….

9:44 AM, September 11, 2006  
Blogger $iLveR GiRL said...

Let EPB in oo no9!
Not only he's funny, but he can also write a well-structured post!

well done!

11:23 AM, September 11, 2006  
Blogger shorty said...

You rock EPB ;)

hehe

6:17 PM, September 11, 2006  
Anonymous shitkicker said...

ok..!!!

comments..!!!11.....!!


1st of all.. i wholeheartedly agree with you on those rapper fags,, typical pseudo-trendy life-less homos..!! God knows i put up with alot of their stupidty,, you see,, i play basketball in Muharraq/Arad,,, and every evening,, a group of teenagers assemble in the grass area. They have this shitty boombox which they turn on full blast (im seething but theres nothing i can do) and then they actually take turns at breakdancing..!! ROFL..!!! actually thats giving them a compliment,,, You really have to be there.!! what i mean to say is that they engage in extremely pathetic antics which almost always end in some poor slob trying to pull off an awkward 'move' and getting a good jolt on the ass for his pains. Its a wonder no necks are broken (not that these pitiful scumbags will be missed) ,, anybody watching with half a brain doesnt know whether to laugh or cry. It truly is a sight to behold,,, for any of you interested, head down to the muharraq garden behind that Mosque near the arad waterfall inersection (Bezza i think its called). You will laugh your guts out..!!

2nd comment,,,, i sympathize with your feelings towards private school rich-boys,, but u must understand that not all of us are like that. I literally grew up in St. Chris,, and the scenario there is nothing like you described AT ALL. True, there DOES exist a minority (ok maybe more than just a monority) of snobby brats with money leaking out their assholes, and sadly thats how everybody sterotypes us, but people must understand that not all private schoolers are like that,, the stereotype that we all have jags and an abundance of sluts to choose from is (sadly) false....

Ibn Khuldoon,,,,, now THATS a different story ...!!!!11...???lolololo..!!??!!>>!

10:18 PM, September 12, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brothermandude has more talent than your entire family’s heritage Lil’Bitch or whatever the fuck your blog stands for. Get your facts straight ‘homie’, everything you said was pure shit and didn’t make any sense. Rap, or mainstream rap, picked up speed during the early 90s and never died down for it to all of a sudden ‘come back’. Your apparent rape or sodomy suffered as a child has deluded your mind into thinking that making fun of anything is all of a sudden ‘cool’. Well, you’re not, and your writing style is shit. The funny thing is that you’re telling others to learn English, but you don’t seem to have that covered as well. So take that dick out of your mouth and try to write something constructive ‘cuz hooked-on-phonics will work for you as it did for your dad when he had to explain to your mom in different languages on how he reached down your pants and kept beating you and beating you and beating you beating you beating you . . .

Ps. Your blog is sucks.

9:10 AM, September 14, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you click on that a-unit site, you get "This account has been suspended for non-payment."

Using services without paying for them, guess who the 7arameeya are now. . .

More like a(hypocrite)-unit.org

9:36 AM, September 14, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’m gonna do this nicely, because you’re just a useless fucknut who doesn’t know any better..

You lose a lot of credibility when criticizing a Bahraini rap group on their English, when your repeated use of profanities shows the maximum scope of your ability to communicate your point across. In plain English, you guys and what you do is fucking dried dogshit. Looking over your blog I cannot believe how long people have had to endure this mentally defective bullshit you call a website.

and now onto the real reason I am writing this.

You don't like brothermandude's music, fine, you're entitled to your opinion. You know nothing about the lead vocalist, yet you find it well within your rights to come to your own conclusion and give us your incorrect opinion – that makes you a douchebag... You're certainly no critic; it's obvious from the way you write, you can’t even offer a technical point of analysis to the music or the lyrics. Instead you string together a couple of half attempts and think it’s funny. The real sad bit of this misinformed crap you’ve put up is that you actually think this is quality.. The fact that you even compared it to Kravitz is just an indication of how you never really listened to their music and can’t even pick up on the influences in their music..

We were around and we saw what you have to go through to actually make an album, the people you meet the friendships you sever, the limits you get pushed to. This isn’t some attempt at securing recording time for a jam session that’s going to be burned onto a cd to give out to your friends, this is as serious as it gets in terms of releasing a real album.. Coming from a conservative society and watching someone go against the grain and follow his dream is something to applaud and support, not sit there and offer childish drivel for criticism.

eyad

10:18 AM, September 14, 2006  
Blogger B said...

Why is everyone making such a big friggin deal about this?
If these guys wanna say their opinion about music... IT'S THEIR RIGHT.. there's no such THING as an INCORRECT opinion.

Everyone needs to chill the fuck out.

Part of being an artist is dealing with critism.. and YES.. being made fun of!!
If brothermandude is gonna make it in this world (let's play pretend here)... is everyone supporting him gonna have issues when Jay Leno, David Letterman or stand up comedians like Chapelle say THEIR opinion on the matter?

shit ya3ni...

10:28 AM, September 14, 2006  
Blogger Evil Pissed-Off Bahraini said...

1st of all, I absolutely agree with B’s point here, artists (whether musicians or actors or gay Broadway performers) all have to deal with criticism at one point or another, whether it was good or bad criticism, they should accept it with an open mind.

2) I actually gathered some information on the artist and his background; I didn’t make things up just for the hell of it, which would be inappropriate and unfair.

3) We did not say that all private school graduates act the same, in fact some of us ARE private school graduates, but as you mentioned that there are some that live the high life and have a different attitude and mentality towards life, but like you said it’s a partial percentage and not all, it's just like saying that all public school graduates are gay or drug addicts (which again a large percentage are!).

4) yes we all know the effort required in creating an album and actually signing a record deal (as well as the money required…*cough cough*), so were not saying that the guy did a bad job in creating his own music, and hopefully getting somewhere with it, we were merely pointing out the comments and the point of views the artist shared with the world about his musical influences/creation etc.

5) I don’t care what his musical influences are, I simply don’t listen to gay music.

6) Eyad, you are not a member of the band, what the hell is your problem? Why are you defending them so much? Were you involved in the making of the album? Did you perform or appear as a guest performer? Did you write the lyrics? Did you manage the band?? Well if you haven’t done any of the above, then I guess that only makes you a groupie.

Final thought: Bite me you Dildo….

12:03 PM, September 14, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i see u managed to get somewhat of an education but still retain rag head ignorance, well done!
when writing a blogg, one should research the topic, to get accurate facts and to form actual opinions, somethin i'm sure ur backwater schooling did not teach....
growing up jealous of all the private school kids, cause they got all the things u could only wank over, is no way to live...

from reading ur blogg one can only assume that ur peasant ass will one day crack under the immense pressure of having no brains and no future, ending in the usual bahraini teenage tale of tragedy, a nissan sunny overturned on adhari highway, so good luck with that.
and remember, keep hatin', thats the only way u can remain a peasant.
cheers 4 a good laugh!

2:26 PM, September 14, 2006  
Blogger Evil Pissed-Off Bahraini said...

What surprisingly strikes my attention is that so many morons out there take every word we mention here seriously!!!

For gods sake this is blog, its not CNN.COM, we are simply writing light humorous articles where many people enjoy as a nice quick read during wanks.

Although we do sometimes try to bring up an issue or a point, but it’s all done for a laugh.

If you guys find our style of writing not humorous, then please, by all means, try any other blog/website, its not like we glued your face to this blog or something.

You guys need to lighten up.

Makes me wonder if standup comedians get all this hatred.

Go lick your daddies off you bitch ass life-less blogga-hatin' ignorant good for nothing nincompoops...




oh... and BITE me you Dildos!

4:30 PM, September 14, 2006  
Anonymous lizardo said...

guys BORING !!

3:33 AM, September 15, 2006  
Blogger shorty said...

Anon,

If you dont like wat's written here or you're offended by the language then just leave... why come to this blog anyways?
Guys here express their thoughts, u dont agree to their topics fine everyone is entitiled to thier own opinion and the little x in the upper right corner will help.

stop complaining and use it!

9:35 AM, September 15, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yawn...is this conversation still going on? there's fresh music out already that also needs criticism, so move on!!

11:28 PM, September 15, 2006  
Anonymous shitkicker said...

well...

this has escalated into a staggering display of childishness and stupidity...

we all have cocks here (fingers crossed) lets drop this and move one

and as for MM,,, jesusbuttfuckingchrist get some hotter fans you homo..!!!

12:11 AM, September 16, 2006  
Blogger LiB Team said...

thanks sk, I dunno what came upon the rest! I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK... THEy CAN ALL BLOW ME...

8:04 PM, September 16, 2006  
Anonymous shitkicker said...

^ thats teh spirit...!!!!!11...llololololol..1!!

9:58 PM, September 16, 2006  
Anonymous shitkicker said...

you're posting under more than seven different names, if that isn't true sadness,, im sorry, DS is a cure-less malady, but hey, im a !DOCTOR! im working on it. Well since all semblence of holding a reasonable discussion has long since evaporated, this conversation is now defunct (to me at least), lets see how long you'll enjoy talking to yourself under different 'secret' idnetities.

hey sounds like fun, good job

8:19 PM, September 28, 2006  
Blogger LiB Team said...

Due to this getting way out of hand, and due to some morons trying to spew out some excrement out of their mouths I dunno why. OH and they decide to go for other people posting comments on these articles.

Sorry I forgot, it's not they, it's "it" cuz it's all one loser who has nothing better to do with his social life than go around blogs and have a go at the authors and people who put comments. Hey loser, I bet GIB made one big mistake by hiring a parasite who has nothing better to do with his/her/its time than browse the net and swear at people.

Again, we will write whatever we write and we're taking a spiritual break for Ramadhan may all its blessings come upon all Muslims. This sends out two messages, to all those morons who think we're anti Islamic and to this loser whose employer, aka GIB are morons for hiring such a sociopath who believes he is more than one person! Go work for that mental hospital in Salmaniya instead, I am sure they have room for someone like you. Or better yet, let me take your schizophrenic ass there and commit you for good. And since there is no cure for your lonliness, there will be more than enough people there to keep you company and i am sure that even the people there have better things to do with their time. Congratulations idiot, you are one of the worst Bahraini people I have ever come across and you do NOT deserve to even have a life let alone a job with such a prestigious financial institution. Wait I forgot, GIB are idiots for having such a n00b recruitment department for not knowing what kind of shitheads to employ. And again, if you don't like it, don't come, this blog is not for you, it's for people who don't like the bad things that happen in Bahrain and you are one of the major issues this country is facing.

Everyone, thank this lonely loser for me closing the comments section. Only registered members can comment and if that gets out of hand, it will be scrapped as well. So everyone, thank this moron for you not being able to comment.

SK, thanks for everything, don't let this GIB loser get to you, you took a lot for something you weren't a part of.

Makes me wonder why such morons live in Bahrain? It could be a much better place without all those BDF idiots, Moroor losers and bankers who have nothing better with their time than to rip people off and suck them dry from their cash and then come onto blogs and take multiple personalities and act like he doesn't know about all the other alter-egos.

8:23 AM, October 01, 2006  
Blogger iverson said...

^ so true

thing is, you're apt to run across these pathetic prebubescents at any given time, in all walks of life,,,, one doesnt know whether to laugh or to cry

(btw this is me Shitkicker. Got tired of the fags impersonating me so decided to whip me up a profile,, not becuase of the impersonation itself but becuase of their retarded and lame ability to maintain a coherent discussion. Hope i get a warm welcome :) oh and nice blog! keep up the good work,,, Anger Shall Prevail \m/ !!!)

12:42 PM, October 01, 2006  
Blogger LiB Team said...

SK, you did a good thing by getting a profile, at least we can know it's you this way :D

8:13 PM, October 01, 2006  
Blogger The Wayfarer said...

Hi I am coming from Silveroo blog I saw the link there and decided to drop in.

I read some of your articles and they are nice in intetion. They are talking about bad things in Bahrain but aren't there good things in Bahrain? I mean there are a lot of good things here like good people, nice places so you can write about that too. I don't like the sun though as it always keeps threateneing to stroke me with its immense heat whenever I go for a walk out on the street, even at night I see it on the other side giving me that threatening look.

However, I commend you on your determenation to write about whatever on your mind freely but please try to write about nice things in Bahrain bcoz there are lots of nice things alongside the bad.

11:57 AM, October 03, 2006  
Blogger Cece DeSouza said...

I am enjoying this.

EPG must be in the team!

8:03 PM, October 09, 2006  
Blogger LiB Team said...

Wayfarer: are you high or what? I have been to your blog and I have three words. OH MY GOD! Hilarious though so we will link you in our blog. Take care and keep us laughing.

Cece: Glad you are, EPB is IN!

4:18 PM, October 18, 2006  
Blogger layal said...

معظم صبيان المدينه بهذا الشكل
ضحكتني علي الموضوع
:-)

10:15 PM, October 19, 2006  
Blogger LiB Team said...

layal: Mashkoora 3ala elta3leeq, winshalla enchoofech zaa2era metraddeda 3ala elmawqe3, we will be back with some posts after eid inshallah.

3:12 AM, October 20, 2006  
Blogger Twix said...

The post is just to funny .... hehehe dunno what to comment on.. lol !! keep it up guys.

9:40 AM, October 29, 2006  
Blogger LiB Team said...

Twix: Glad you liked it man :) keep on visiting for more stuff in the future inshallah :)

7:45 AM, October 30, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

9ij mitfar'3een..don't u guyz have jobs? =p jk jk.. btw..i do agree that brothermandude is a stupid band (altho they don't deserve to b called one since their music and lyrics suck!!) but wutz all this stuff bout private skoolz and muzic? it takes a lot of work and talent (which bmd do not have) to form a band, write lyrics, and sing songs..and not ALL private skoolerz get everything that easily..

7:07 PM, November 19, 2006  
Blogger LiB Team said...

agree anon, not all pvt school kids have it easy, and we were not dissing ALL pvt school kids, it won't matter if you're a private school kid or a government school kid, there are a lot of sissy ass govt school kids who think they're high and mighty just like SOME pvt school kids. It's all in that shit-filled head. It won't matter if someone's poor or rich. Some people will have the manners and right attitude despite them being multi millionnaires and some ppl will think that no one is better than them despite them being 7afyeen emnattefeen.

12:32 PM, November 20, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just thought i would post an interesting update on "A-Unit"
www.a-unit.org





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Best regards,
Your Servage.net teamLOL - guess album sales are low!!!!!

4:32 PM, February 13, 2007  

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