Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Ninjas Driving in Bahrain!

Less than a year left and there will be new elections for our failure of a parliament. I hope that the current members don’t get re-elected. Those illiterate fucks have been doing nothing but yack bullshit and talk out of their asses. And instead of focusing on the true problems that we are facing and resolving them, they’ve been occupied with bullshit issues such as how to better their own lives and allowing ninjas to drive, thus making our streets more dangerous than they already are! And who are those ninjas? Apparently they’re those assholes’ relatives.

Who are the ninjas? Well they’re women who wear a “Niqaab” which covers their faces and only their eyes appear, and in some cases even the eyes are covered, making them look like those black refuse bags you use to put your everyday garbage in. I know it’s a choice everyone makes for themselves, but even in TRUE Islamic dress code, when a woman wants to go to “Hajj” (Pilgrimage) or carry out her daily prayers, in which she should be dressed in the strictest manners due to religious obligations, even in that case, her FACE and HANDS should be uncovered. So this is so extreme and, in Islam, the only time the niqaab should be used is if the woman is EXTREMELY beautiful that men cannot take their eyes off her (in other words, they will sustain an instant boner that will not go away in their presence). Here in Bahrain though, it seems the case is the complete opposite; most of the women that wear niqaab are nasty old hags!

Ninjas weren’t allowed to drive in Bahrain unless they uncovered their faces. Well not until a bunch of supposed muslim extremists got seats in the parliament and started talking out of their asses and trying to push for the ninjas to be allowed to drive with their ninja masks on! Now imagine a serial killer putting on a niqaab and driving around and killing and kidnapping and raping people. Imagine an underage kid with no driver’s license putting on a niqaab and drove around causing trouble on the roads and risking his and others’ lives. That’s only a couple of examples of the misuse that could result from allowing such creatures to drive around. Ninjas themselves are so shitty, moronic and idiotic drivers and maybe that’s the reason why they insist on keeping the ninja masks on, so that no one recognizes them. I myself nearly got into a few accidents because those ninjas kept running red lights or coming out of a turn right into my car!

If any ninjas are reading this, please do everyone else a favor by staying at home or uncover that mask at least whilst driving and ensure other people's safety. Cuz putting the mask on really disrupts your visibility and limits the airflow to your thick brains, making you careless and dangerous on our already chaotic roads. Also, realize that I am not against the masks you wear or how you practise our great religion. I am, however, against your idiotic habit of driving on my country's streets wearing them. Make our streets safe for us and our children!

10 Comments:

Blogger $teeLPiPe666 said...

Man this is AWESOME, great work on the site dude, this is gonna be huge..

FUCK ninjas man, seriosly, they piss me off like nothin else (maybe as much as thoses stupid FCUK T-shirts), but man, im telling you, once this ninja was shaking her tits at me man! and the other one was giving me an evil eye n shit, cause they dont care, nobody knows who they are! they could even be guys sneaking into womens toilets (hey that gives me an idea!!), but damn man! fuck these ninja ho'z, if i were a ninja, id drive like a moron too.

5:16 PM, November 15, 2005  
Anonymous mamammeyaa said...

damn these ninjas ,

ohma sabab al balawee keleha

they smill like shit , believe me :D

i hate them

12:18 PM, November 21, 2005  
Anonymous Mike Knight said...

Your handle on this STUPIDITY made me laugh.

And thats it! - its laughable!

How can you allow someone to take charge of a ton of potential killing machine without the ability to bloody well SEE ?

Maybe they want women to get a bad rap......

Mike - Luxembourg

7:54 PM, November 29, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wud recommend ur blog to everyone i know if u cud just stop using such horrible language.You raise such good points and issues and then make it such a nasty read.There is nothing cool about using these imported american dirty words!!!!!!!!!

6:14 PM, December 03, 2005  
Anonymous Evil PissedOff Bahraini said...

ok... how about english swears..
you bloody ol' git, if you dont like it then piss off ya wanker...

11:30 PM, December 03, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For me, since the beginning of my entrance to this site... and here comes my favourite part!! commenting on u guys... on ur great articles... It sounds somewhat intresting but using the foul language makes it as stupid as baby chats. People will start thinking bad about Bahraini people because of u guys... Where da hell r u living?? US?? Go learn some class and then call urselves Bahraini's

1:50 PM, December 05, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I mention imported American and you reply to me in British swearwords? you ARE and evil Bahraini and I'd rather hear from the site owners please. They do use foul language but they have proven to be nice when it comes to replying to comments, maybe they are right about letting things out only about things that piss them off, but you, evl, are really over your head.

1:59 PM, December 05, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The foul language makes it all the more hilarious simply because you can imagine exactly how exasperated the author is with all the crap going on. If you hate foul language you do three things.

1. Cover your eyes
2. Plug your ears
3. Go back to kindergarten

2:30 PM, December 21, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

now this is just plain cruel
it has nothing to do with the viel they wear but how well they drive
men can get into the same situation
while i agree with some of your points
all you're doing is giving Bahrain a bad name
people foreign to us will have negative things about us
all you're showing is pointing out the bad crap that goes on here

6:34 PM, February 20, 2008  
Blogger LiB Team said...

Of course life isn't all perfect and rosy in Bahrain now, is it? Someone must show the ugly face of Bahrain to the rest, it's the "heads up" we give people who are about to use us as a piggy bank. Oh and this is also to show Bahrainis themselves what kind of people they're living among. Oh and what about the people we diss themselves? They might come here and realize what kind of morons they are since they don't want to listen to advice when you give it to them, and all of a sudden you are the enemy for trying to bring their wrongdoing to their attention, they are all-knowing and the rest of us are nothing to them.

1:57 PM, May 14, 2008  

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