Ninjas Driving in Bahrain!

Less than a year left and there will be new elections for our failure of a parliament. I hope that the current members don’t get re-elected. Those illiterate fucks have been doing nothing but yack bullshit and talk out of their asses. And instead of focusing on the true problems that we are facing and resolving them, they’ve been occupied with bullshit issues such as how to better their own lives and allowing ninjas to drive, thus making our streets more dangerous than they already are! And who are those ninjas? Apparently they’re those assholes’ relatives.

Who are the ninjas? Well they’re women who wear a “Niqaab” which covers their faces and only their eyes appear, and in some cases even the eyes are covered, making them look like those black refuse bags you use to put your everyday garbage in. I know it’s a choice everyone makes for themselves, but even in TRUE Islamic dress code, when a woman wants to go to “Hajj” (Pilgrimage) or carry out her daily prayers, in which she should be dressed in the strictest manners due to religious obligations, even in that case, her FACE and HANDS should be uncovered. So this is so extreme and, in Islam, the only time the niqaab should be used is if the woman is EXTREMELY beautiful that men cannot take their eyes off her (in other words, they will sustain an instant boner that will not go away in their presence). Here in Bahrain though, it seems the case is the complete opposite; most of the women that wear niqaab are nasty old hags!

Ninjas weren’t allowed to drive in Bahrain unless they uncovered their faces. Well not until a bunch of supposed muslim extremists got seats in the parliament and started talking out of their asses and trying to push for the ninjas to be allowed to drive with their ninja masks on! Now imagine a serial killer putting on a niqaab and driving around and killing and kidnapping and raping people. Imagine an underage kid with no driver’s license putting on a niqaab and drove around causing trouble on the roads and risking his and others’ lives. That’s only a couple of examples of the misuse that could result from allowing such creatures to drive around. Ninjas themselves are so shitty, moronic and idiotic drivers and maybe that’s the reason why they insist on keeping the ninja masks on, so that no one recognizes them. I myself nearly got into a few accidents because those ninjas kept running red lights or coming out of a turn right into my car!

If any ninjas are reading this, please do everyone else a favor by staying at home or uncover that mask at least whilst driving and ensure other people's safety. Cuz putting the mask on really disrupts your visibility and limits the airflow to your thick brains, making you careless and dangerous on our already chaotic roads. Also, realize that I am not against the masks you wear or how you practise our great religion. I am, however, against your idiotic habit of driving on my country's streets wearing them. Make our streets safe for us and our children!