Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Seef Mall...

If you happen to be in Bahrain, whether you’re lost or were kidnapped and somehow ended up here, you’d probably end up at the Seef Mall, well, you’re probably thinking why not? This sounds like a good idea, maybe ill go do a bit of shopping while I’m here and maybe watch a movie in the cineplex. Well think again, cause Seef Mall is not a shopping mall anymore, and it’s nothing but a hangout for losers and morons from every country in the gulf region.

If you’re an idiot (and by idiot I mean you happen to be between the ages of 14-21), you’ll probably find yourself walking around the Seef mall, whether you like it or not, alongside the rest of the idiots that are just “chilling” there, I mean what a waste of valuable hours, just sitting there, or walking back and forth, like a complete good for nothing fuck! Seriously what the fuck is wrong with these people? They literally sit there for at least 12 hours a day, and if you ask them what the hell they’re doing, they just reply “checking out the chicks”! What chicks? Nothing there but a bunch of 12 year olds that look like 28 year old whores? For gods sake these tiny bitches carry Gucci bags that is equivalent to the price of a new high-end computer! What a waste of fucking money.

These losers have no place to go, apparently, so if they’re not walking around the mall like a bunch of good for nothing fucks, they are probably driving outside the mall in their Bentleys that daddy got it for them for sucking cock, or you get those fucking gangsta wannabes who just watched the latest 50cent video and “pimped” their 1986 Datsuns with new “fake chrome” wheels and a rear spoiler, which makes the car look like a tin of beans with a paint job! And you’d think they actually know anything about rap? They just pump that music so fucking loud that fucking dogs go up to them and say “Yo bitch turn that shit down or ill bite you in the balls, fucking asswipe”, and they cant even speak a word in English! Gimme a fucking break.

And what really irritates me is that all these fags look alike! Its like they’re all factory produced, you see them wearing the same fucking t-shirts and jeans, same hair style, same facial hair, everything! Why cant they just be different, oh god forbid someone tries to wear something new or “different” than anyone else, then he’s labeled an outcast. And what’s even worse, these fucking FCUK t-shirts, seriously I don’t get this, everyone is wearing them, all you see is FCUK FCUK FCUK, seriously what the fuck? Yes it’s “what the fuck” not “what the FCUK”, “fuck you; you fucking moron”, not ”FCUK you”, they think its cool to actually wear something with curse words that are “in-direct” so no one can say anything, “The authorities cant say shit cause id doesn’t say fuck, its FCUK” oh my god that’s so fucking rebellious you piece of shit, they even wear these in the mosques! Seriously!! Who the hell are you kidding? You wanna make a statement, wear a t-shirt with a big “fuck you”, and shove it up your ass while you got your penis tied to the back of your head, and walk around the Seef Mall! Gimme a fucking break.

FCUK this, I need a smoke.


Anonymous mamammeyaa said...


Strong words , I Hate seef cause of these shit people there

especially men with 3egal ( i hate them )

thanx man and iam looking foe pic from seef too ;)

12:15 PM, November 21, 2005  
Anonymous Intoxicated said...

I'm loving this site so much and all of it is soooooo TRUE!

Seef is is such a loser place to go to but there arent much place in this country we can go to thats why we end up there sometimes!

What we need to do is actually bomb the bridge that connects us with these ANIMALS " saudis" i hope they all die and burn in hell :D

mamammeya could you plz keep your comments to yourself :)

8:02 PM, November 26, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The whole bunch of you are total idiots, you are obvously not English and have no idea how to use the Queen's English, I found your miserable site by mistake. The reason you probably dont like Seef Mall is because you don't have enough money to spend there, so just DON"T GO plonkers, you are not needed there...

12:35 PM, June 07, 2006  
Blogger Evil Pissed-Off Bahraini said...

fuck you...

and fuck your queen..

and your fucking accent..

you cock suckin retarded english prick...

eat shit moron...

go watch a football match and drink lager ...asshole

1:30 PM, July 12, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you just didnt use so much swearing yourself ... you might just make some sense.

11:22 PM, September 13, 2006  
Anonymous 710 said...

well, seef mall id like the worst place to be in... like seriously all those shitheads there just walk around and doing nothing but annoy others who are actually there to do some shopping or sumthin like that... all they do is waste our fucking air!!!!!
and what pisses me off the most is that most of the people there are like fucking kids of the age of fucking 13!!!!! i just wish i can just go up to them a slap the shit out of their butts!!!! AAAAARRRGHHHHH
i love this site wallah.. it talks about real issues here in bahrain....

9:05 PM, August 27, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

no offence or anything
but dont overgeneralize
you have some really good points but not everyone that goes there is like that
honestly there is no where else to go in Bahrain
it is really annoying when people judge people based on where they go
whenever i go to seef which is like maybe once every two months im either judged by people like you and labeled a whore or harassed by idiots

6:29 PM, February 20, 2008  
Blogger L. C. said...

speechless :|

11:23 AM, May 15, 2008  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I could not agree more. I mean a mall is just a place with loads of shops so you only need to go there if you need to buy something. Yes i do go to seef mall (hope i don't get ripped for this and for being British) but only if there is something i want to purchase from there. When i do go to buy something here is what i do. I go to the mall, park my car, (if i can find a bastard parking space), i go into the shop, make my purchase and leave the place. I am in and out in a maximum of 20 minutes. Why people feel the need to "chill out" in a shopping mall is beyond me. To be fair i dread going to the place, even from Juffair it can take up to 40 minutes to get there pending traffic. Then you have to battle for a parking space and wade through 100's neanderthals who's children think its a great idea to play on and block the escalators. When i first heard of the city centre project i thought that another big mall would help stem the traffic that piles to seef everyday. That was until i learnt where is was going to be, practically next door to seef fucking mall!! Nice one Bahrain!!

11:32 AM, January 28, 2009  

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