Holes R Us !!!!
If you happen to be one of the unfortunate people that live in the eastern Riffa area, or happen to be one of those good for nothing inconsiderate fucks that drive down Bukuwara road 24/7, chasing ninjas all day, and playing really loud Bedouin music, that sounds like a soundtrack of a really fucked up and twisted horror movie (seriously, how can they listen to that crap? And they say heavy metal is scary), you would probably notice the crappy construction disaster that’s been going on for the past 2 years!
The construction started by digging up the entire Bukuwara road, making many people lose out in their businesses there, like that really nice Tikka place at the end of the road. I can picture the old guy that owned the place saying: “fuck this shit, I’m going back to Iran!”
The work done on the road “supposedly” finished a few months ago. Now they're destroying the roads in the neighborhoods inside. Now I don’t mind them fixing the sewage system, cause lets face it, the neighborhood has been flooded with stinky nigger* shit (I’m talking knee deep) since 1985. The holes in the road just keep growing! Now I know this may not seam physically possible; you might wonder “how would holes just multiply?” Well if you’ve been to Riffa you wouldn’t be surprised. My theory is that the little pieces of shit that play in the street probably use jack hammers instead of pogo-sticks, or maybe there's a layer of highly concentrated disgusting 20-year-old-nigger** shit under the asphalt, and that along with extremely hot weather gives us the same effect as an underground volcanic shit-for-lava flow. Seriously, I can’t think of a logical explanation for all these holes! There are so many holes in the road that owning a 4X4 vehicle is a necessity, even Super Mario would be fucking pissed if he had to jump all these holes to get anywhere!
But as we all know, the construction work takes a hell of a long time in this country. I'm not saying it's an easy job, but for God's sake BE MORE EFFICIENT! manage your crap and get your shit together! Don’t leave a 9 foot deep hole in front of a school you morons! Don’t block every single road forcing people that live in the neighborhoods to be trapped for 4 months straight! Put some Goddamn road signs at least to warn us before going into a tight alley with 10 cars behind us, only to find out that the road is fucking blocked!
Now I’m aware that this is just a small construction area, and that it's not as important as the Seef fly-over (don’t get me started on that shit), but at least stop making these people live in hell, surrounded by holes and blocked roads. Rushing everything won't benefit anyone; either way you're going to take YEARS to finish all the work, so why not start from one road to another instead of digging them all at the same time?
Fuck this, I’ll go take a dump.
* Please note that this word is not being used as a derogatory term against African-Americans (wassup homies!!!). What we do mean by niggers here is the idiot inhabitants in the Riffa region, regardless of their skin color (also referred to thereafter in our future articles as sand-niggers or bu3aggoofs). If you're stupid enough to think that we meant ALL Riffa inhabitants, then you're one of them. Most of the LIB Team members actually live in Riffa and we're not niggers.
** A 20-year-old version of the above.
-- LIB Teammate's comments: All the photos shown are from the same one street!!! And they have been filled now! As before and the time before that and before all that. It's only a matter of time before new ones miraculously appear!!!
The construction started by digging up the entire Bukuwara road, making many people lose out in their businesses there, like that really nice Tikka place at the end of the road. I can picture the old guy that owned the place saying: “fuck this shit, I’m going back to Iran!”
The work done on the road “supposedly” finished a few months ago. Now they're destroying the roads in the neighborhoods inside. Now I don’t mind them fixing the sewage system, cause lets face it, the neighborhood has been flooded with stinky nigger* shit (I’m talking knee deep) since 1985. The holes in the road just keep growing! Now I know this may not seam physically possible; you might wonder “how would holes just multiply?” Well if you’ve been to Riffa you wouldn’t be surprised. My theory is that the little pieces of shit that play in the street probably use jack hammers instead of pogo-sticks, or maybe there's a layer of highly concentrated disgusting 20-year-old-nigger** shit under the asphalt, and that along with extremely hot weather gives us the same effect as an underground volcanic shit-for-lava flow. Seriously, I can’t think of a logical explanation for all these holes! There are so many holes in the road that owning a 4X4 vehicle is a necessity, even Super Mario would be fucking pissed if he had to jump all these holes to get anywhere!
But as we all know, the construction work takes a hell of a long time in this country. I'm not saying it's an easy job, but for God's sake BE MORE EFFICIENT! manage your crap and get your shit together! Don’t leave a 9 foot deep hole in front of a school you morons! Don’t block every single road forcing people that live in the neighborhoods to be trapped for 4 months straight! Put some Goddamn road signs at least to warn us before going into a tight alley with 10 cars behind us, only to find out that the road is fucking blocked!
Now I’m aware that this is just a small construction area, and that it's not as important as the Seef fly-over (don’t get me started on that shit), but at least stop making these people live in hell, surrounded by holes and blocked roads. Rushing everything won't benefit anyone; either way you're going to take YEARS to finish all the work, so why not start from one road to another instead of digging them all at the same time?
Fuck this, I’ll go take a dump.
* Please note that this word is not being used as a derogatory term against African-Americans (wassup homies!!!). What we do mean by niggers here is the idiot inhabitants in the Riffa region, regardless of their skin color (also referred to thereafter in our future articles as sand-niggers or bu3aggoofs). If you're stupid enough to think that we meant ALL Riffa inhabitants, then you're one of them. Most of the LIB Team members actually live in Riffa and we're not niggers.
** A 20-year-old version of the above.
-- LIB Teammate's comments: All the photos shown are from the same one street!!! And they have been filled now! As before and the time before that and before all that. It's only a matter of time before new ones miraculously appear!!!
posted by LiB Team at 12:06 AM
4 Comments:
yes dude riffaa is a big hole and it has many holes :D
i like riffa which i live but i hate streets with bad conditions and holes near my house .
nice pictures
Your blog is hilarious, all your comments had me laughing really hard.
And we thank you for that, it's always a pleasure to know that we put smiles on stressed out faces =)
what's it with ppl who can't read goddamn disclaimers? But it's refreshing to know that they get offended trying to brand themselves. What a bunch of tools.
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