Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Snapshots #2

Some people could be a real pain in the ass, couldn't they? I mean look at the following pics and see what kind of idiocy we have to deal with everyday, will the day ever come that these idiots turn into sophisticated beings? I don't think that "intelligent" life exists in the universe, maybe some place other than planet Bahrain but here... not in a million years! Anyways enjoy...

Okay so this alien thinks he's an "enemy killer"... Who's the enemy? Such mentalities should be locked up in an asylum! Damn! BTW this was taken AT a BDF base which is near the BDF hospital and the new Burger King outlet which is currently being built, which also tells us that he's one of those BDF sand-niggers who take out a loan to buy a car. And ANOTHER HUGE loan to modify it! THEN GET A FUCKING LOAN TO BUY A POWERFUL CAR IDIOT!!!!! But this kind of aliens don't have something called "reasoning" or common sense ;) Enemy Killer My ass, if you're a BDF Fucker, I have BD 1 million bet against you that you will be the first to board a plane out of the country instead of "killing enemies", dipshit.

Now this person (is he a person? No I’ll call him IT!). So it has got a sticker on its car saying "GOOD BOY". Oh my, a good boy on the road. It's about time we had such "good" boys out on the road instead of maniacs. But wait, only maniacs have such "outrageous" stickers on their cars. I guess this is the exact opposite of a good boy. I think dickhead boy would suit you better ,moron.

But wait! The good boy also has decided to have a nice parking style with his other good boy friends. What a bunch of nobodies. Please park properly, I don't give a flying fuck if you were a good boy or Bin Laden in disguise. Just park properly and stop showing off your '85 piece of junk as if it were just out of the showroom with some nice stickers, dumbass. And that goes out to those good for nothing fucks who are parked next to you thinking it's a 7araka* to be parked in such a way in a public place, disrupting others' right to park properly. What a bunch of parasites.

Here's another shot of the "good boys" trying to make an impression. Like they think they're at a car showroom! LOOK AT THE FUCKING LINES ON THE GROUND, Idiots! The road has a language, yes those lines aren't meaningless, morons! No but I forgot one thing. I apologize, I forgot that "rules are for sissies". By all means, don't stick to rules, dumbasses.

Here's an instant classic! "Bad things u do people will never forget" ????? Well YOU ARE a bad thing to this community, mate! There is a saying that we have here in Bahrain which goes something like this "Kell men yara elnaas eb3ain 6ab3a"**
Now I know it's freedom of speech but I KNOW for a fact that you think this is a cool "fashion statement". Might as well go and wear some FCUK shirts you dipshit to complement this shitty statement you put on your car, plus, what's with the long statement? Why not write your life story while you're at it! A sticker this long? daaaamn! It's even longer than my schlong! I will give you a couple of bad things to think about next time you get a car and decide to write something on it, asswipe.

Last but definitely not least for this session, an "above all" person who thinks it’s so cool or his right to park in such a way that even a car with a handicapped badge wouldn't. But this guy doesn't wanna park amongst other cars and have his shitty Benz scratched + he thinks that proper parking is gay. Just look! The way he's parked SAYS that proper parking is gay. Well you know what? You're gay, faggot. Why are you parked like this when there are tonnes of available parks? It's your upbringing, isn't it? Dad must have beaten the shit out of you telling you to "be a man and not to give a fuck about others, just do what you wanna do cuz that makes you a man, the rest are fags". I wish the faggot mall security or the traffic police would hold you accountable for your actions instead of criminalizing other "poor" souls no matter what their offenses are, except for the really heavy ones***.

When will those idiots change? I guess never is the word we're looking at. There is a lot of shit going on in this country and all those idiots think about is how to make life harder for others in such simple day-to-day affairs. Cuz their IQ doesn't allow them to think about other stuff. Even a baboon has higher IQ than those rodents.

*7araka: Prounounced "Haraka" which in Arabic means "move" which indicates a "style" or a "move".

**Roughly translated = Everyone sees others the way he/she percieves him/herself.

*** I am not against the really bad traffic offenses, on the contrary, people should be punished for anything bad they do, especially when it's someone with some connections doing it. But I also want people to be penalized for "small" offences that they consider "silly". That way they would think of something called consequences before thinking they are "uber" or superior.

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Blogger saba said...

dude, idiots unfortunately exist everywhere. its an idiotic world. i mean the "world" leader is an idiot. what more can we say?

what i really hate there though is the way people drive...its insane especially the saudi "towel heads" lol. But i guess the bad driving all goes back to the super easy driving test which bahrain has. I passed that test only becuase im a girl :S..i knew shit about driving. No wonder you have an extremly high accident rate. But oh well as u said, when will it all change?

i guess its up to us :)

7:17 PM, February 09, 2006  
Blogger augurwell said...

Ever notice that dickweeds who take up two parking spaces with their $80,000.00 Mercedes tend to have key scratches down the side of their rides?

8:05 PM, February 09, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is that what you guys do? driving around and take pictures around the parking spaces? GUYS GET A LIFE!!

Anon-4 ever

8:40 PM, February 11, 2006  
Anonymous chanad said...

some of the stickers on the cars in bahrain are bizarre. i saw one a while back that said "niggaz 4ever" or something like that.

someone collect mroe photos of them and publish a coffee table book.

1:32 AM, February 12, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

going back to one of your earlier colums about starbucks turning into big meatmarkets good point and all true. We near my house in tubli I have from a well paced source after numerous complaints from people living and working upstairs from this coffee shop brovars well it really turned into a meet the meat market and got out of hand thanks to are tourists and PI hookers, glad it is closed.

6:26 PM, February 15, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


I just want to make a small comment.
How many posts talking about exactly the same subject are you planning to make. Al right we got it, there are idiots who do not know how to park and dress up like shit. So what is next? Is there any maturity date for this photos depicting wrong parking. Is there maturity date to write full post without such vulgarity?

It is repetitive. Parking is over and over. Life in Bahrain is not about parking only.

There are two things attached to you guys: parking and vulgar words. I know you are going to reply to this comment with vulgarity in every other word.

12:30 AM, February 17, 2006  
Anonymous Intoxicated said...

listen anonymous the one that posted the last! itha int mob 3ajbetek il 7ala in this site don't log on and read the topics!!! leave that to us the ppl that come here often and argue about what goes around in our country that pisses us off ok!!

4:33 PM, February 17, 2006  

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