Monday, July 24, 2006

Oh, NO !‎

It seems like, with all the problems that we have in Bahrain, we are going to have another ‎one. And this time it’s environmental. According to today’s article in Akhbar Al-Khaleej ‎they have discovered some slime or sludge near ALBA (who do nothing to contribute to ‎our economy). Some dipshits might say that they do contribute, what’s that? BD 10 or 20 ‎mil? How much did the damn thing cost? There is something called ROI, asswipes. All ‎that besides “under the table” dealings of course.‎

So this sludge was red and lifeless in the beginning, now it’s green and has attracted ‎mosquitos and insects! What next? Fucking mutated life forms? Yeah, like we don’t have ‎enough mutants in Bahrain already. Just go to Riffa, Hamad Town, Isa Town and visit the ‎BDF and police stations and you will know what I mean. They’re infested with mutants. ‎Now this? I hope this slimy stinky swamp doesn’t produce the kind of creatures we only ‎see in movies like Species (I and II) or fucking Total Recall.‎

Maybe ALBA was built by aliens some 30,000 years ago and there is a hidden colony ‎underneath it!‎

Screw this shit, I will book a space shuttle to the Moon, maybe I will find CLEAN AIR there.‎

9 Comments:

Blogger Cece DeSouza said...

Ya waily! Hatha this news just came out when I left Bahrain? How am I supposed to go back now? Esh9ayir bel thab6?! Lat5ar3ony! What do you mean by people "infected with mutants"? :s

*LOL* Nice work you did on the image! Hahaha!

9:25 PM, July 24, 2006  
Anonymous shitkicker said...

*yawn* this is like the 4th time they discover somethign like that, i think last time it was near Tubli. Anyway, who gives a fuck? There's no immediate cause for concern, unless you're a nature-lover-fag-homo-fucker in which case i'd tell you to go fuck yourself :D :D :D

12:15 AM, July 25, 2006  
Anonymous "Bahrainiya" said...

Amazing, just loved your post hahaha and the picture is soo funny, enasib il bahrain ekoon feeha hal siwalif, nothing is clean in bahrain for the time being, alla yester bes

keep up the good work, its been a while since i laughed over our little island

1:42 AM, July 25, 2006  
Blogger $iLveR GiRL said...

lol..
it's great how you made that piece of news sound so funny and yet delivered your message!

You're such an amusing fellow! Blog more often please.

2:12 AM, July 25, 2006  
Blogger LiB Team said...

cece: Bahrain was infected by mutants for years now, they look like us and eat and drink like us, so be careful, one way to identify them is that 90% of them work in the BDF and police forces. Next time watch out for those mutants ;) Oh and on their passports it says that they were born in Hawar Islands, so see? since hawar is uninhabited this clearly shows us that they are not a human race, they are mutants :D

Shitkicker: I am not an environmentalist, seems like you don't like to read between the lines, this was making fun of people like you, akeed you are one of those mutants aren't you? good! now let other mutants know of this blog cuz it makes fun of them :P

Bahrainiya: Glad you liked it, we always are glad to put a laugh or smile on other people's faces.

Silveroo: Thanks for stopping by, glad you all liked the Arnie version of Bahrain and ALBA :D
It's true we haven't been writing for a while but I think we're on a roll nowadays so stay tuned for more and more libbies :)

7:58 AM, July 25, 2006  
Blogger Cece DeSouza said...

*LOL* I'll be sure to be careful when I am there. Geez this makes me want to think again... If what you are saying is true then the people and the doctors in my uni are 100% mutants!! @@ ;p

11:31 AM, July 25, 2006  
Anonymous shitkicker said...

jeeez whats with the hostility! My post was not directed at you, why did you take it personally? Do not take anything i say personally.

And yes i must admit i am a mutant.
Sad but true.

Well not sad really.

You know what its like to be a mutant?

\m/ epic \m/ ...!!!

2:02 PM, July 25, 2006  
Blogger LiB Team said...

ah ok sk, just dont call me a friggin' evironmentalist ;)

4:01 PM, July 25, 2006  
Anonymous shitkicker said...

^ no prob..!

1:05 AM, July 26, 2006  

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