Sunday, July 23, 2006

This Baby is on its Way to Bahrain…‎


...And it will be ready to crunch some bones hahahahahahahaha.‎

Made with the new Sc777 Triple Seven alloy - the strongest alloy ever made for bats. Total-‎peen, anodized finish. Exclusive new Blasting Cap extends the barrel and enlarges the sweet ‎spot of the bat for improved balance, sound and feel. The extended barrel and Triple 7 alloy ‎construction combine to provide a super-strong bat with explosive power.‎


You see that? Improved balance, sound and feel. Oooh I can hear the sound of battered bones of ‎Saudis already! This thing will teach any trash people to respect my authoritah. With the things ‎have been going on in the Middle East recently. The need to protect ourselves and our families ‎has become a necessity. Too bad we can’t own guns, yet. Wait till World War III erupts then we ‎might have some weapons! Seriously, what the hell is going on? Poor Lebanese people being ‎ravaged by the Israeli army. Regardless of whose fault it is, the thing has happened and that’s ‎that. Now it’s clear to the whole world what America and Britain REALLY think and how ‎supportive to Israel they are.‎

Anyways back to the bat...

This bat will be used to show those Saudis who play with our rules who’s boss. If our police and ‎traffic police forces are sissies. Then I think it’s a national obligation that true patriots show ‎outsiders that they are more than welcome and that we are very hospitable and tolerant as long as they are really cool people and are not ignorant ‎about our rules. It will also be used against our own ignorant people who don’t give a fuck about ‎nothing. This will also be a useful tool against some of our esteemed wrestlers, oops I mean ‎parliamentarians. I suggest that they buy some of those bats to use in their parliamentary ‎sessions. I will be more than glad to be the vendor for these bats and can offer a wider range of ‎variety of bats to choose from. Damn baboons.‎

Another potential victims of this marvelous bat would be the sand-niggers of Riffa who have ‎nothing better to do with their time than loiter around Bukuwara Road and jump with their bikes in ‎front of cars in the middle of the fucking street. What the fuck is up your asses? ‎

I would also love to see this bat come down on the backs of fucked up parents. You know, the ‎ones who are fucked up to the bone and they think that they did a great job raising their shitty ‎spoiled kids. They think that their kids are angels and that they NEVER do anything wrong. Even ‎when there are tons of evidence against them, they still refuse to admit it. Not all parents are ‎shitty, some of those kids are influenced by the drug addicts who live on the streets and some ‎poor parents have given up hope. These are not my concern, my concern is the parents whose ‎kids get caught so they go to the school principal/police officer/judge and shout and scream at ‎them that their kids have done nothing, even if a fucking camera has caught them they still say that the camera is a liar and someone framed them, WHAT? Go fuck ‎yourselves next time, idiots.‎

All in all, this bat will be a great asset and shall be remembered by all in this great country. Mostly ‎will be remembered by the dipshits and assholes and they will eventually learn to respect my ‎authoritaaaah.

How long will I have to wait for this damn thing to arrive? Fuck it, I will use a fire extinguisher for now, it'll have to do.‎

9 Comments:

Blogger Evil Pissed-Off Bahraini said...

Awesome....

Just awesome....

Sign me up dude....

10:24 AM, July 23, 2006  
Blogger Cece DeSouza said...

"This bat will be used to show those Saudis who play with our rules who’s boss." *LOL* Sounds excellent to me! ;D

5:16 PM, July 23, 2006  
Anonymous "Bahrainiya" said...

Can girls use it too?? just to break some bones of those slutty girls that just love staring at me for no reason :s or those annoying freaks that think theyre driving ferrari's (which in fact all theyre driving is a honda civic or a corrola) chasing me till i reach home, and ugh those saudi's dont even get me started..alay wanasa if i had it, i'll be called the new "bat woman" of bahrain, hallie berry you better retire cz am replacin ya!

hehehe dont forget to tell me where its sold when it gets here :P

promise you ba6ali3 si3ra :D

1:55 AM, July 25, 2006  
Blogger LiB Team said...

Bahrainiya,

Yabeela I open a wekaala here so that I have good customers like yourself who appreciate a good bat and what's its use.

4:04 PM, July 25, 2006  
Anonymous "Bahrainiya" said...

yabeela ;)

Ishrayik we take it 50-50 and open a partnership with this agency huh??

You're such a bundle bro:D

tc

2:01 AM, July 27, 2006  
Blogger LiB Team said...

bahrainiya, leave the 50-50 out ;) someone else is specialized in that ;) ;)

7:57 AM, July 27, 2006  
Anonymous LIB SUCK DICK said...

How about Buy a bat from you and Shove soooooooo deep up you asshole??? ha?? would you like that??

2:51 PM, September 08, 2006  
Anonymous lib team said...

Yeah why not?? you have a deal there lib suck dick...i can hardly wait ;)

2:53 PM, September 08, 2006  
Blogger Lib Team Member said...

first gay message: 2:51, second gay message: 2:53.. it's getting old loser.. the more comments u post the more popular we get.. so keep em comin dickweed.. and then maybe ur blood and bone shards will be the first on our new bat :) oh and here's an update on ur charity: no one wants to fun ur dildo-toting fantasies.. LOL

ps. notice the real lib team user uses LiB instead of lib.. if ur gonna do something do it right u idiot..

1:46 PM, September 11, 2006  

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