This Baby is on its Way to Bahrain…‎

...And it will be ready to crunch some bones hahahahahahahaha.‎

Made with the new Sc777 Triple Seven alloy - the strongest alloy ever made for bats. Total-‎peen, anodized finish. Exclusive new Blasting Cap extends the barrel and enlarges the sweet ‎spot of the bat for improved balance, sound and feel. The extended barrel and Triple 7 alloy ‎construction combine to provide a super-strong bat with explosive power.‎

You see that? Improved balance, sound and feel. Oooh I can hear the sound of battered bones of ‎Saudis already! This thing will teach any trash people to respect my authoritah. With the things ‎have been going on in the Middle East recently. The need to protect ourselves and our families ‎has become a necessity. Too bad we can’t own guns, yet. Wait till World War III erupts then we ‎might have some weapons! Seriously, what the hell is going on? Poor Lebanese people being ‎ravaged by the Israeli army. Regardless of whose fault it is, the thing has happened and that’s ‎that. Now it’s clear to the whole world what America and Britain REALLY think and how ‎supportive to Israel they are.‎

Anyways back to the bat...

This bat will be used to show those Saudis who play with our rules who’s boss. If our police and ‎traffic police forces are sissies. Then I think it’s a national obligation that true patriots show ‎outsiders that they are more than welcome and that we are very hospitable and tolerant as long as they are really cool people and are not ignorant ‎about our rules. It will also be used against our own ignorant people who don’t give a fuck about ‎nothing. This will also be a useful tool against some of our esteemed wrestlers, oops I mean ‎parliamentarians. I suggest that they buy some of those bats to use in their parliamentary ‎sessions. I will be more than glad to be the vendor for these bats and can offer a wider range of ‎variety of bats to choose from. Damn baboons.‎

Another potential victims of this marvelous bat would be the sand-niggers of Riffa who have ‎nothing better to do with their time than loiter around Bukuwara Road and jump with their bikes in ‎front of cars in the middle of the fucking street. What the fuck is up your asses? ‎

I would also love to see this bat come down on the backs of fucked up parents. You know, the ‎ones who are fucked up to the bone and they think that they did a great job raising their shitty ‎spoiled kids. They think that their kids are angels and that they NEVER do anything wrong. Even ‎when there are tons of evidence against them, they still refuse to admit it. Not all parents are ‎shitty, some of those kids are influenced by the drug addicts who live on the streets and some ‎poor parents have given up hope. These are not my concern, my concern is the parents whose ‎kids get caught so they go to the school principal/police officer/judge and shout and scream at ‎them that their kids have done nothing, even if a fucking camera has caught them they still say that the camera is a liar and someone framed them, WHAT? Go fuck ‎yourselves next time, idiots.‎

All in all, this bat will be a great asset and shall be remembered by all in this great country. Mostly ‎will be remembered by the dipshits and assholes and they will eventually learn to respect my ‎authoritaaaah.

How long will I have to wait for this damn thing to arrive? Fuck it, I will use a fire extinguisher for now, it'll have to do.‎