Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Arabbucks...



During the last few years, major coffee franchise Starbucks established their first branch ‎in Bahrain. A few days after that, the whole Starbucks invasion started, and a Starbucks ‎outlet can now be found every 20 meters. Now I’m not really trying to say anything bad ‎about Starbucks itself; I used to be a heavy coffee drinker myself (try a triple espresso ‎when you wake up; sure hits the spot). But what we’re talking about here is the type of ‎fucked up people that go to these coffee shops. ‎

When Starbucks first opened, the people who were familiar with the franchise were more ‎than happy to sit down, relax, and enjoy a hot cup of mocafuckachino or whatever. But ‎that didn’t last, cause the fuckheads that have nothing better to do but destroy every ‎single coffee shop/cinema/restaurant/toilet discovered that “some” girls actually go there. ‎So the next thing you know, a bunch of towel-headed player wannabes are sitting at ‎Starbucks all fucking day hoping to get some pussy. ‎

Why do these fuckers just ruin every fucking decent place that we’ve got? You can’t take ‎the wifey anywhere, cause these losers are just gonna stare the shit out of you and your ‎wife (yes, they undress me with their eyes, seriously), so you’ll either end up shouting ‎your head off or kicking someone in the balls, and just ruin your whole night. ‎

Even the actual Starbucks “fans” stopped going there. How can someone relax when all ‎you see is a bunch of irritating towel-heads sitting, talking really loudly (and I mean ‎football stadium loud), drinking water, or probably juice, cause the sad part is none of ‎them actually drink coffee or tried any coffee beverages before. They just go there hoping ‎to get some action, or they probably think it’s cool to hang out in coffee shops, making ‎them look more sophisticated or something. Get a life you losers. ‎

Now the bigger problem is the whores actually know that these fucking players hang out ‎at Starbucks, so off they go sitting in their ninja gear (so that everyone would think ‎they’re actually decent people), and exchange messages with other fuckheads using ‎Bluetooth on their mobile phones (a technology that has been entirely abused), turning ‎what was once a good place to drink coffee, into a sleazy bedouin meat market infested ‎with whores, assholes and caffeine addict wannabes. ‎

I say, fuck these whores and players! Do what they do in Dubai: Print their pictures in the ‎newspapers, or better yet, billboards, and maybe they’ll stop all this bullshit that’s ‎happening. And maybe then, just maybe, I can actually go out for a nice meal or coffee ‎with the wife, without looking around for people who are asking for an ass-kicking. ‎

Sip on this you bitches!! *points at crotch* I need a latte.‎

8 Comments:

Anonymous Mahmood Al-Yousif said...

YOU, my friend, is totally fucked up. WHO on this God's Earth "go out for a nice meal or coffee ‎with the wife"? What a fuckin' cheepskate man! Take her somewhere decent like the Delmon Club for instance!!! ;)

6:58 PM, November 30, 2005  
Anonymous LIB Member said...

ok grandpa, first of all its you ARE and not you IS, you probably misunderstood the whole point of the article, so just for the record:

WE DO NOT EAT AT STARBUCKS!

the wife happens to love starbucks coffee, so i have no choice but to have a quick stop before dinner.

and as for dinner, i take my wife to much classier places to eat (and sadly khamma are everywhere, even at the Ritz), but obviously not the delmon club, only dinosaurs go there, and besides, with the prices at starbucks it would probably cost more to get a cup of coffee then eat at delmon's.... :P

10:11 AM, December 02, 2005  
Anonymous Intoxicated said...

LIB i totally agree with u. Me speaking as a female and a coffee lover i hate going to starbucks or as we call it "arabucks" because of those shitty towel heads that have no idea what coffee is. They are just there for the pussy and to take all the space!!! They are everywhere i want them all to die! sitting at home is much better than going out these days :|

1:17 PM, December 02, 2005  
Anonymous Mamammeyaa said...

looool

me too i wish them same ;)

11:32 AM, December 04, 2005  
Blogger Ali Al Saeed said...

They should call it StarFucks!

2:17 PM, December 07, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What really piss me off is that the same people go to Starbuck (Seef Branch) and set in the same place every single day man.. really get some life people..there is a guy (very ugly lookin araboo) calls himself LORD in & keep sending Bluetooth messeges to all the girls there. When ever i go there he is just sitting there with the gang in the same place as soon as i set the bluetooth messeges starts,, man he never give up.. and i always wanted to tell him this.. U MOTHERFUCKER ARE TOO UGLY

4:59 PM, December 29, 2005  
Anonymous HBX said...

hey there,
good attempt, but from the grammer mistakes in the artcle you could tell that English is the writers second language .. if not the third, i suggest using proper decent english, someone might actually read it then

regards
hbx

7:45 PM, April 21, 2006  
Blogger Evil Pissed-Off Bahraini said...

Me No English...
We No English...

English third language...

Me no know speaking...



this aint no english/grammer class you retarded fuck, go suck your own 1 inch cock, then bite it, chew on it, swallow it, digest, shit, and eat it again....

retarded good for nothing moron.. how many languges do you speak??

sorry were not rocket scientists...

asshole...

get off the site before you miss an episode of start trek, FAG!

1:35 PM, July 12, 2006  

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