Shitty Drivers...
Last night we "Yes the whole LIB Team! Except for one" wanted to buy a mini-fan so that we could have a barbeque, we went to Bukawara Road in Riffa to see if there was an electrical appliances shop. There was NONE! The road is like a breeding ground for restaurants, as if obesity isn't an issue in Bahrain, clothes and tailoring shops and fucking car accessories shops for all those goddamn ricers* who fill our streets with their shitty attitudes.
The road has been recently rebuilt and it looks much better than the shithole it used to be. However, as it has always been and I guess always will be, it's always full of sand-niggers and morons who have nothing better to do with their time. This is their sole contribution to society, a negative one.
They have added new traffic lights at an important turn so that the flow of traffic is controlled and maintained. And to prevent traffic jams (which will NEVER be resolved ever unless they shoot all those sand-niggers), they have put a "NO U-turn" sign on the traffic light so that no one U-turns. But as you already should be aware from our previous posts by now, some Bahrainis think that rules are for sissies and they don't apply to them! Well here is some new evidence!
The bastard cow dung of a driver U-turned despite the other side being so busy, not caring about the signs or other people behind him. Can anyone get me an AK-47? I need one for such fuckfaces, so that next time when he breaks any law, I shoot him between the eyes. A fast and effective painless death. But wait, he gets a fast painless death for such a thing? No, I think he should get a slow painful death so that he regrets doing this, he won't regret it in any other way. I suggest slashing him with razor blades, soak him in a tank full of aftershave, then slash him some more and repeat until he goes mad, then bring a chainsaw and cut off his legs, then soak him again in aftershave, bring a hacksaw, cut off his arms, repeat soaking procedure and so on… until dead. Sweet!
Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with these people, will they ever learn? Why do they think that rules don't apply to them? What makes them so special? I think that if we had people enforcing and applying the law to EVERYone without differentiation, we would see some positive results. What a fucking waste of processes and policies.
* Ricer [risse-urr] N.
[Ricer: from the latin word Ricarius meaning to suck at everything you attempt]
A person who makes unecessary modifications to their economy sedan (mostly import cars from japan hence the term "rice") to make it (mostly make it look) faster. The most common modifications are
- Huge exhaust that serves no purpose but to make the car louder
- Large spoiler on the back that looks like something Boeing made for the 747
- Lots of after-market company stickers they saw on cars in the Fast & Furious
- Cold Air Intake- a tube that feeds cold air to their high performance hamsters.
Most of these riced cars (a.k.a. rice rockets or rice burners) are imports; Honda Civics, Accords, Integras, Mitsubishi Eclipses, Toyota Camrys, Corollas, however there are some American cars such as Chevrolet Caviliers, Dodge Neons, Ford Focus; small, slow, economy cars designed specifically to go slow.
The ricer attempts to make their car "performance" by adding the modifications listed above. These ricers are not confined to any one ethnic group or color, however different ethnic groups are known for certain styles. (example: Fucking Qataris=Land Cruisers; Saudis=Camels Bahrainis=Honda Civics; etc..) These crackers are also known to talk a lot of shit about their cars too. The best place to see a ricer is in his native habitat, Seef Mall parking lot, Najibi Center in Saar, Alawi Complex in Nuwaidrat, Exhibition Road, Adliya Road, Jid-Ali Road and Bukuwara Road.
Here's an easy tool that shows you the main parts of a rice.
Any combo of 4 or more of the items below classifies the car as rice.
• Huge spoiler
• Neon glow underneath (street glow)
• Many meaningless stickers
• Japanese writing of any kind
• Racing stripes
• Silly-ass body kit
• Lowered to far
• More than one exhaust (that came with only 1 stock)
• Huge stereo
You can drop the Traffic Directorate of Bahrain a line to let them know about shitty drivers and that they too are shitty law enforcers on http://www.traffic.gov.bh/
The road has been recently rebuilt and it looks much better than the shithole it used to be. However, as it has always been and I guess always will be, it's always full of sand-niggers and morons who have nothing better to do with their time. This is their sole contribution to society, a negative one.
They have added new traffic lights at an important turn so that the flow of traffic is controlled and maintained. And to prevent traffic jams (which will NEVER be resolved ever unless they shoot all those sand-niggers), they have put a "NO U-turn" sign on the traffic light so that no one U-turns. But as you already should be aware from our previous posts by now, some Bahrainis think that rules are for sissies and they don't apply to them! Well here is some new evidence!
The bastard cow dung of a driver U-turned despite the other side being so busy, not caring about the signs or other people behind him. Can anyone get me an AK-47? I need one for such fuckfaces, so that next time when he breaks any law, I shoot him between the eyes. A fast and effective painless death. But wait, he gets a fast painless death for such a thing? No, I think he should get a slow painful death so that he regrets doing this, he won't regret it in any other way. I suggest slashing him with razor blades, soak him in a tank full of aftershave, then slash him some more and repeat until he goes mad, then bring a chainsaw and cut off his legs, then soak him again in aftershave, bring a hacksaw, cut off his arms, repeat soaking procedure and so on… until dead. Sweet!
Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with these people, will they ever learn? Why do they think that rules don't apply to them? What makes them so special? I think that if we had people enforcing and applying the law to EVERYone without differentiation, we would see some positive results. What a fucking waste of processes and policies.
* Ricer [risse-urr] N.
[Ricer: from the latin word Ricarius meaning to suck at everything you attempt]
A person who makes unecessary modifications to their economy sedan (mostly import cars from japan hence the term "rice") to make it (mostly make it look) faster. The most common modifications are
- Huge exhaust that serves no purpose but to make the car louder
- Large spoiler on the back that looks like something Boeing made for the 747
- Lots of after-market company stickers they saw on cars in the Fast & Furious
- Cold Air Intake- a tube that feeds cold air to their high performance hamsters.
Most of these riced cars (a.k.a. rice rockets or rice burners) are imports; Honda Civics, Accords, Integras, Mitsubishi Eclipses, Toyota Camrys, Corollas, however there are some American cars such as Chevrolet Caviliers, Dodge Neons, Ford Focus; small, slow, economy cars designed specifically to go slow.
The ricer attempts to make their car "performance" by adding the modifications listed above. These ricers are not confined to any one ethnic group or color, however different ethnic groups are known for certain styles. (example: Fucking Qataris=Land Cruisers; Saudis=Camels Bahrainis=Honda Civics; etc..) These crackers are also known to talk a lot of shit about their cars too. The best place to see a ricer is in his native habitat, Seef Mall parking lot, Najibi Center in Saar, Alawi Complex in Nuwaidrat, Exhibition Road, Adliya Road, Jid-Ali Road and Bukuwara Road.
Here's an easy tool that shows you the main parts of a rice.
Any combo of 4 or more of the items below classifies the car as rice.
• Huge spoiler
• Neon glow underneath (street glow)
• Many meaningless stickers
• Japanese writing of any kind
• Racing stripes
• Silly-ass body kit
• Lowered to far
• More than one exhaust (that came with only 1 stock)
• Huge stereo
You can drop the Traffic Directorate of Bahrain a line to let them know about shitty drivers and that they too are shitty law enforcers on http://www.traffic.gov.bh/
posted by LiB Team at 8:21 PM
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If you haven't already, go to http://ricecop.com/ to get a gallery of offenses for Rice vehicles. If you peruse the site, you can even find "traffic tickets" that you can print out which detail aesthetic and functional misdemeanors and felonies which you can leave under appropriate windshields in your own neighborhood.
-Troy Z
Ok you retarded fuck, first of all I suggest that you learn how to read, in my comment I posted “these fucking beduens should go back to riding camels”, now; can you find the word Saudi anywhere? Do they not teach you how to read in Saudi, or do you think that the word Beduen = Saudi??
2nd of all, what the fuck are you doing in a Bahraini blog? It’s called “life in Bahrain” not “life in a Tent”. Damn illiterate Fuck.
Since YOU started the Saudi thing, well let me tell you, you’re probably one of those proud Saudi wannabes, or one of those Saudis’ that live abroad, but it takes a blind person with down syndrome 5 seconds, just 5, to realize that……THESE BEDUENS CANT DRIVE…I’m sorry Mr. Saudi, let me rephrase that for your slow processing brain..
THESE SAUDIES CANT DRIVE…
Honestly I go everyday seeing Saudis commit thousands of violations on the roads, I seriously saw a Saudi go the WRONG way on a Roundabout just because he thinks the rules don’t apply to him.
Seriously are traffic signs so hard to understand? Are you all color blind? Do you know what a red light means? Do you know what the lines on the roads are for? I guess the only way for you people to actually read these signs is if we stuck a naked woman on it!
I DARE any Saudi out there to pass a driving test here in Bahrain, I’ll chop my Dick and eat it if they did.
Stop influencing our drivers with your Shit ass driving you Khar Koosa Maddar Jinda Pidar Sag Saudi Khar. Now crawl back to your tent.
Saudi - You got OWNED :P
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