Tuesday, November 14, 2006

How LiB Came to be...

On the eve of our first anniversary -Yes it's been one year already and we can't believe it here, time really does fly- we will be telling you a hopefully interesting story on how LiB started. So sit back, get your fave drink ready and some popcorn, and here we go...

Once upon a time, there was a ninja in an SUV. The ninja drove a huge ass Land Cruiser but with her ninja mask on. She was very happy that she could drive because the parliament has fought so hard for her rights that they neglected everyone else's. Suddenly, ninjas were all over the place and caused mayhem on the roads.

Unfortunately, "ninja-ism" is a very bad cult in Bahrain. Ninjas think they are sent from heaven. They think that they are "the shit" in Bahrain and that no one has any right to say anything to them. I was never against ninjas and I always respected their choice in what they wear. But I was against them driving due to them being a fucking life-threatening factor in driving on Bahraini roads, as well as them having really fucked up mentalities where they want to impose their shit on others instead of either leaving people be or using civilized discussions.

So back to the ninja with the SUV, I was driving one day when I passed a GREEN traffic light. This ninja in the SUV suddenly cut the red light and came in front of me which made me hit the brakes as hard as I could. I didn't do anything but the fucking ninja honked the horn at me. WHAT THE FUCK? So you are the one who ran a red light and nearly hit me and then you honk the horn at me? What the hell was that? Oh God how I wished I had a baseball bat to show her who's boss. Check out this crappy illustration...


This whole ninja incident was the last straw in a series of incidents caused by ninjas and other assholes on the road, banks and ministries. People cutting lines, people being harsh and rude without having the right to do so, people thinking that only they have the right to do whatever the fuck they could like they have special priviliges, etc...

Complaining to the authorities who actually have no balls by the way did nothing. This is where I decided to expose them online and spread awareness about them and what social implications they cause. If society is morally corrupt to this extent, how are we supposed to build a healthy society where everyone helps one another?

And that was when LiB was born, the idea was introduced to a couple of close friends and they were in immediately. We decided to keep everything documented and take pics of incidents that we face or when we see things that piss us off about the bad people in our country which we love so dearly that having parasites like these makes us wanna fucking puke.

So thank you damn fucking ninja (DFN) for making it finally happen as it was something I wanted to do since 2001. The idea started as a traffic offenses website where offenders would have their pictures taken and uploaded to shame them.

We at LiB would like to thank everyone who contributed to our success. Either by being one of the assholes causing us to write about them or being our fans and supporters who made us go ahead as we discovered more and more frustrated people like us. Or to those who inspired us and sent us pics to write about.

We leave you with what we think ninjas will do next in Bahrain… So watch out and be careful... Because when you see a ninja, you should duck and hide, or else say your prayers for you will DIEEEEEE.‎

18 Comments:

Blogger ..G.. said...

Im with you 100% LiB, these ninja's and their capri length thoob wearing husbands need some real teaching of what islam really is and how it should be implemented.

I wish if only those ninja's were only offending traffic rules, they offend every right that we "other bahraini's/muslims" have. For god's sake I was in the lady's room after watching a movie in the cinema, and this ninja with her breed of 70 thousand daughters were staring at me chiny makla 7alal uboohom!! well at that point I wish I really had.. I mean i'm not some bimbo or wa7da mitfa95a so they can stare at me like that, il7imdilla I know my religion more than most of them do.. And thats a pure fact, they stare alllll the time, its a really freaky nasty stare.. Plus I came to know that any direct covering of the face leads to a lower supply of oxygen to the brain cells, which lowers intelligence and the capability to think, so, Lib that's the fact of why theyre so friggin thick... I'm gonna search a little bit more about the covering of the face issue and post about it if u don't mind..Damn ninjas!!

11:28 AM, November 15, 2006  
Blogger LiB Team said...

ahahah no problem at all, G.

Yes we do know for a fact that ninjas are the cause of all disturbance and not only traffic, even akhlaaq wise, them and their bushy bearded towel headed husbands.

And you are right about them being so dense, it's the limit of the airflow to the brain as highlighted in our first ever article, worth a look :D

11:53 AM, November 15, 2006  
Blogger ..G.. said...

Ma9adig! you're such a bundle LiB :D

You've started an anti-ninja campaigne since you started.. thats amazing!!

I'm quite new to this blogging business, so please feel free if you have any suggestions.. you're in my blogroll without a doubt ;)

Happy anniversary, keep up your great posts :D

11:16 PM, November 15, 2006  
Anonymous lizardo said...

haPPAY ANNiversaRY LiB

4:16 PM, November 18, 2006  
Blogger Nunz said...

b7ayati killa bil s3oudia oll bahrain ive never seen women on bikes.. min wain yibt il swar??

9:50 AM, November 19, 2006  
Blogger ..G.. said...

I agree with nunz!! min wain i9ara7a?? :P

1:20 PM, November 19, 2006  
Blogger LiB Team said...

Lizardo: Thanks

nunz + G: I had this pic by email from a friend who knows that I am anti-ninja :D

2:44 PM, November 19, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey lib team,

i think that this blog is rlly kewl..i like that u cn easily point out all of bahrain's faults..itz also gr8 for a laugh..i couldn't read a single entry without laughing out loud! Kudos to u for doing this...(btw, u cn use this as gr8 comedy material and get rich in the states =p)

6:47 PM, November 19, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

:P y r u so anti-ninja?.. they're brainless..

7:44 PM, November 19, 2006  
Blogger CeCe said...

Wow! Cool story of how this blog started. Allah y3eenkum m3 el ninjas, eb waqt I'm happy they gave you this inspiration ;)!

6:08 AM, November 22, 2006  
Blogger still breathing said...

yea right, as if there r no crappy male drivers...or even non-ninja female drivers.

expose them online? like they really care!!!!

11:53 PM, November 27, 2006  
Blogger SillyBahrainiGirl said...

Happy anniversary! Keep up the good work!

6:31 AM, November 29, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Belated happy birthday! Baseball bats all round.

This blog is like a public service - reminder that civic mindedness hasn't completely died.

3:12 PM, November 30, 2006  
Anonymous puzzlequeen said...

hey lib team..
i'm got a puzzle for you to solve!
i bet ull still be trying to solve this after a million years, and thatz if u dont give up. =p

there are three squares at the top, lined next to each other with spaces between them. There are three circles at the bottom, with spaces between them.

Connect everything together without crossing the lines.

5:28 PM, December 07, 2006  
Anonymous yank said...

hmnmm....

11:27 AM, December 11, 2006  
Blogger Hesham said...

Hi g!

I don't think the veil has any of the negative side effects you've mentioned. Ok, I haven't done any research on its negative impact from a medical perspective, but did you know that all the Prophet's (pbuh) Wives were veiled by Divine compulsion? The order was sent as a verse in Surat Al-A7zaab, and reads as follows:

وإذا سألتموهن متاعاً فاسألوهن من وراء حجاب ذلكم أطهر لقلوبكم وقلوبهن وما كان لكم أن تؤذوا رسول الله ولا أن تنكحوا أزواجه من بعده أبداً إن ذلكم كان عند الله عظيماً

The verse basically orders men of no relation to the Prophet's (pbuh) Wives to maintain a barrier between themselves whenever they needed to talk to them or ask them something.

It also means that they have to don a full veil when they go out to maintain that barrier (for more information on the Wives' veiling in public, kindly research حادثة الإفك and واقعة الجمل)

Thus, if wearing the veil induces negative impact on human physiology, then certainly the All-Mighty would not have ordered them to wear it, especially when they are living in such a harsh climate as that of the Arabian desert.

Regards :)

9:36 AM, March 28, 2007  
Anonymous Vince said...

For the last poster.
I'm sure that wearing a black abaya is good for health, especially in summer. It also helps to drive. And think. Really.

1:06 PM, April 25, 2007  
Blogger Hesham said...

Hi Vince!

Regarding the color, this could be a valid point. Black does attract heat more than others, but I don't know which color the Prophet's (pubh) Wives used to wear. Good point to research though.

Regards! :)

8:53 AM, May 30, 2007  

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