Rab Musik Good, No?
A friend of mine sent me an email with a song made by a bunch of Bahraini teenagers about BATELCO that was actually around a couple of months ago, right about the time when the whole BATELCO internet charges fuss started. And I bet a lot of you guys probably either received or heard this song somewhere. When I first heard it, I was in tears. I laughed my ass off! I actually thought that these people made a song for the purpose of giving people a good laugh. It sounded like a good piece of comedy material to be honest, but I was struck when I found out that… these people were actually serious!!!!!
Not a lot of people really know who made the song... till now...
Another guy sent me this link to check out the people behind the music. Apparently they call themselves A-Unit! Ok, I honestly don’t know where to start with these people… A-Unit? What the hell is that supposed to mean?? Ass-Unit?? What a rip off! Next thing you know there’s a guy calling himself “Dr. Dais*“ or something...
So for some reason, everyone in the country is into hip-hop again. And suddenly rap/hip-hop music is considered so popular and hip that it’s played early in the morning on the goddamn radio and there are some people who try so hard to look and sound and act like these hip-hoppers/gangsters/fags. Just take a quick ride around East/West Riffa or Madeenaa areas, and see for yourself...
OK now for the good stuff...
What the hell are these guys thinking??? Ok so you’re probably thinking that I’m just an asshole that likes to make fun of people because I’m jealous and can’t get laid or blah blah blah.. But trust me.. Go to their website a-unit.org and JUDGE for yourself!
OK let’s start with the site link itself... “.org”??? What kind of an “organization” is this???!!!!
Now look at this picture taken from the site... and let’s go through the (How to take a good Rap album cover picture 101)...
I can’t believe I actually wasted my time and listened to the crap they made... I think the website should come with a warning: Not suitable for the weak hearted, pregnant women, people with high blood pressure or anyone outside the Madeena area!
When you listen to their “material”, you start off by laughing so hard that you’ll start tearing, and feel some pains in your stomach, possibly followed by vomiting if you just had a meal, then the excessive laughing backfires and eventually switch to a sad mood and forget how to laugh, its like when you see someone retarded, or a vegetable, you cant really laugh at them now can you??
Man… for once I’m speechless; I don’t think there’s a point in making fun of these guys because I really don’t know where to begin... I’ll just leave all the comments to you guys...
But it doesn’t end there!!! HELL NO!! I discovered a link within the site that leads to a whole region-wide idiocy! Check out http://www.rapq8.com... And simply click on the pictures tab, which should be enough to keep you laughing for the next month or so... (Don’t say I didn’t warn you)...
The pictures below should explain what the site is all about...
It’s like the website was made by blind dyslexic baboons or something, seriously, what’s up with the guy and the teddy bears??? Is it a new gangsta thing? Am I THAT old that I don’t get it or something? And check out the black dude, I wonder how many bottles of hair straighteners he used...
It really makes you think why it’s illegal to own guns in this country! Oh well, I guess the baseball bat will have to do!
And if the pictures weren’t enough, try to listen to their “albums”, there’s even a “Rabber” from Bahrain that sounds like a 9 year old Madeena Sand-Nigger chocking on dick... Classic.
A word to the all the “Rabbers” out there: I know that Tupac, Eazy-E, Big Pun and Biggie are dead, but that doesn’t mean that all rappers are gone and it’s your job to save the music genre! Dr. Dre is still out there, Snoop Dogg is still doing his “thang”, other rappers like DMX, Xzibit, Method man, Cypress Hill ARE STILL OUT THERE!! Here’s a tip for you “Rabbers” to help you improve your music:
1. Learn some English.
2. Learn some goddamn English.
3. Learn some fucking English.
4. Make your own tunes; it’s not a goddamn Karaoke.
5. Learn some more Mother fucking English.
On the other hand, I received an article the other day about a Bahraini singer that formed a band and released a rock album in the UK. The article stated that the lead vocalist/songwriter is actually a member of the royal family and that he studied in the US and from there he started getting more into his music and crap like that...
Ok let me just stop there... honestly... where the hell did the afro come from????
So apparently, he states that his music was influenced by living in a controversial environment. Of a Muslim growing up in a catholic school… OK, now is it me or artists (even wannabe artists) just seem to love describing shit from their background/past and life experiences and make it look really sad and influential? Kinda like the crap you see on VH-1 interviews… I mean come on man… you grew up as a rich brat showered with money, going to Saint Chris (the so called catholic school), where most of the rich brats go to in the first place...
Seriously, is being rich nowadays so hard on people that it inspires them to go and write music?? What happened to being poor? Going to a goddamn shitty ass public school? Being raped by students/teachers? Getting shit for food? Not having parents? Being bullied? Having no electricity?? Living in Bukawara?? What does all that do to you then???
It must be dead hard to go to a private school, having a hot blonde white-ass rich girlfriend, getting blowjobs at recess, getting a sports car at the age of 15, being loved by everyone, going abroad to study whatever the hell you want to, having your own place to live in..... It must be so fucking painful!!! I feel sorry for this dude...
Well judging from the Lenny Kravitz sound alike sissy fag music produced, I guess that says it all...
Plus what's with the name "BrotherManDude" eh? Are they trying to come up with a cool name? Kinda reminds me of that retarded creature Al Gore created in the South Park episode "ManBearPig"!!!
ManBearPig ----------------------------->
Makes you wonder why public school kids are really into DEATH metal eh??
Fuck this... I'll go listen to music made by really poor people... Now, where did I put my Metallica CD?
*Dais: local slang terminology for boobs.
Note: This article has been sent to us by EPB, should we include him in the team or not? Due to popular demand and cuz a lot have suggested that since he's our high guardian that he should be a part of us, we don't mind since he is on the same line as us! Please vote, there is a poll on the right.
Not a lot of people really know who made the song... till now...
Another guy sent me this link to check out the people behind the music. Apparently they call themselves A-Unit! Ok, I honestly don’t know where to start with these people… A-Unit? What the hell is that supposed to mean?? Ass-Unit?? What a rip off! Next thing you know there’s a guy calling himself “Dr. Dais*“ or something...
So for some reason, everyone in the country is into hip-hop again. And suddenly rap/hip-hop music is considered so popular and hip that it’s played early in the morning on the goddamn radio and there are some people who try so hard to look and sound and act like these hip-hoppers/gangsters/fags. Just take a quick ride around East/West Riffa or Madeenaa areas, and see for yourself...
OK now for the good stuff...
What the hell are these guys thinking??? Ok so you’re probably thinking that I’m just an asshole that likes to make fun of people because I’m jealous and can’t get laid or blah blah blah.. But trust me.. Go to their website a-unit.org and JUDGE for yourself!
OK let’s start with the site link itself... “.org”??? What kind of an “organization” is this???!!!!
Now look at this picture taken from the site... and let’s go through the (How to take a good Rap album cover picture 101)...
I can’t believe I actually wasted my time and listened to the crap they made... I think the website should come with a warning: Not suitable for the weak hearted, pregnant women, people with high blood pressure or anyone outside the Madeena area!
When you listen to their “material”, you start off by laughing so hard that you’ll start tearing, and feel some pains in your stomach, possibly followed by vomiting if you just had a meal, then the excessive laughing backfires and eventually switch to a sad mood and forget how to laugh, its like when you see someone retarded, or a vegetable, you cant really laugh at them now can you??
Man… for once I’m speechless; I don’t think there’s a point in making fun of these guys because I really don’t know where to begin... I’ll just leave all the comments to you guys...
But it doesn’t end there!!! HELL NO!! I discovered a link within the site that leads to a whole region-wide idiocy! Check out http://www.rapq8.com... And simply click on the pictures tab, which should be enough to keep you laughing for the next month or so... (Don’t say I didn’t warn you)...
The pictures below should explain what the site is all about...
It’s like the website was made by blind dyslexic baboons or something, seriously, what’s up with the guy and the teddy bears??? Is it a new gangsta thing? Am I THAT old that I don’t get it or something? And check out the black dude, I wonder how many bottles of hair straighteners he used...
It really makes you think why it’s illegal to own guns in this country! Oh well, I guess the baseball bat will have to do!
And if the pictures weren’t enough, try to listen to their “albums”, there’s even a “Rabber” from Bahrain that sounds like a 9 year old Madeena Sand-Nigger chocking on dick... Classic.
A word to the all the “Rabbers” out there: I know that Tupac, Eazy-E, Big Pun and Biggie are dead, but that doesn’t mean that all rappers are gone and it’s your job to save the music genre! Dr. Dre is still out there, Snoop Dogg is still doing his “thang”, other rappers like DMX, Xzibit, Method man, Cypress Hill ARE STILL OUT THERE!! Here’s a tip for you “Rabbers” to help you improve your music:
1. Learn some English.
2. Learn some goddamn English.
3. Learn some fucking English.
4. Make your own tunes; it’s not a goddamn Karaoke.
5. Learn some more Mother fucking English.
On the other hand, I received an article the other day about a Bahraini singer that formed a band and released a rock album in the UK. The article stated that the lead vocalist/songwriter is actually a member of the royal family and that he studied in the US and from there he started getting more into his music and crap like that...
Ok let me just stop there... honestly... where the hell did the afro come from????
So apparently, he states that his music was influenced by living in a controversial environment. Of a Muslim growing up in a catholic school… OK, now is it me or artists (even wannabe artists) just seem to love describing shit from their background/past and life experiences and make it look really sad and influential? Kinda like the crap you see on VH-1 interviews… I mean come on man… you grew up as a rich brat showered with money, going to Saint Chris (the so called catholic school), where most of the rich brats go to in the first place...Seriously, is being rich nowadays so hard on people that it inspires them to go and write music?? What happened to being poor? Going to a goddamn shitty ass public school? Being raped by students/teachers? Getting shit for food? Not having parents? Being bullied? Having no electricity?? Living in Bukawara?? What does all that do to you then???
It must be dead hard to go to a private school, having a hot blonde white-ass rich girlfriend, getting blowjobs at recess, getting a sports car at the age of 15, being loved by everyone, going abroad to study whatever the hell you want to, having your own place to live in..... It must be so fucking painful!!! I feel sorry for this dude...
Well judging from the Lenny Kravitz sound alike sissy fag music produced, I guess that says it all...
Plus what's with the name "BrotherManDude" eh? Are they trying to come up with a cool name? Kinda reminds me of that retarded creature Al Gore created in the South Park episode "ManBearPig"!!!
ManBearPig ----------------------------->
Makes you wonder why public school kids are really into DEATH metal eh??
Fuck this... I'll go listen to music made by really poor people... Now, where did I put my Metallica CD?
*Dais: local slang terminology for boobs.
Note: This article has been sent to us by EPB, should we include him in the team or not? Due to popular demand and cuz a lot have suggested that since he's our high guardian that he should be a part of us, we don't mind since he is on the same line as us! Please vote, there is a poll on the right.
posted by LiB Team at 2:13 PM
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