Tuesday, January 17, 2006

A Tragic-filled Week

We had decided to stop posting for a few days in respect and condolences to tragic deaths of Shaikh Faisal Bin Hamad Al-Khalifa, the son of his majesty King Hamad Bin Isa Al-Khalifa and his higness Shaikh Jaber Al-Ahmed Al-Jaber Al-Sabah, the Emir of Kuwait. May God grant them peace and rest their souls in heaven.

Shaikh Faisal was a vibrant, young person who will be remembered by his friends as one of the most kind and gentle persons they have ever known. He was so modest and the contribution and support he gave to the sports sector in Bahrain especially equestrians was limitless. May his family find all the patience to make it through this ordeal as it is very hard to lose a child.

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Happy Eid :)

We would like to wish everyone who sees this a very happy, joyful Eid.

Of course the preparations for Eid in Bahrain are always messed up, I dunno how these people have NO time management skills or at least some decent plannig skills.

It's a syndrome I like to call "LMB Syndrome" which is short for "Last Minute Bahraini". Now Mr. LMB always waits until one or two days before Eid to go shopping for eid clothes, then he complains that there was nothing nice. Of course you won't find anything nice, dipshit, everyone did their shopping weeks ago! Another LMB would go to a tailor to get his Eid Thob* ready JUST TWO DAYS BEFORE EID. And what's worse, this fucking towel-head will shout at the tailor cuz he can't get it done, he doesn't give a fuck if this poor tailor is working day and night to get OTHER PENDING ORDERS done before Eid. Fuck off you retarded towel-head.

What do you call a bunch of LMBs doing their last-minute chores and a bunch of mghaazelcheyya** in either Bukuwara Road or seef mall? A traffic jam-fest. This is what happens when you go to these places to get your shit done one day before the occasion.

You also get LMBs at work of course, when you set them a deadline you get the work one week after the deadline has passed. That's why I always give them a "fake" deadline so that I get it right on time =D

The scenes I saw in Riffa the past couple of days were anything but nice. Fucking player wannabes, and oh fuck, God damn Qataris everywhere, they're like a fucking plague. Infesting the whole road, I saw 4 qatari cars BEHIND each other in bukuwara, what the fuck? Let people do their shopping in peace, I was stuck in traffic for 45 fucking minutes until I got to where I wanted. When I took back roads for shortcuts they were also clogged! Plus again, just like the national day celebrations, fucking kids on bikes everywhere and jumping right in front of you! I swear I wanted to deliberately hit one kid so that the others would stop it! God damn sand-nigger kids. And their dads who work in the fucking BDF just have those kids and throw them so that the street raises them, that's why they take up drugs and alcohol and form gangs. Once they are in jail you see their slutty mothers come and whine and DEMAND for their release cuz their "precious" kids are angels. My ass!

Fuck all this, happy eid to you all and please, please if there are any LMBs reading this, CORRECT YOUR SHIT.

*Thob: The traditional Arabic dress "thoub" which is worn with a ghitra and 3egaal.
**Emghaazelcheyya: The player-wannabes, who go and flirt with girls hoping to score some chicks.

Thursday, January 05, 2006

Sniff Glue…Worship WHO?‎??

Lately, many teenagers started to express themselves in many different and new ‎ways that people in this country are not very familiar with. And I’m not talking ‎about fags, fuck them. I’m talking about the people you usually point at and laugh ‎at, or call them “freaks”. They are the “metal heads”. ‎

They express themselves with weird haircuts or weird goatees/sideburns, or ‎weird bangles and spiky neck chains, or just simply a black t-shirt representing a ‎band. Now I don’t mind these people expressing themselves in that way, hell I ‎used to dress up worse than that, and I actually admire most of them for having ‎local metal bands where they either play covers of classic metal tunes, or even ‎creatively make their own music and present it to the other interested teens in ‎small gigs around the country. ‎

Here’s where it gets fucked. The incident didn’t happen a long time ago. It was ‎actually last year, when a group of friends got together and managed a gig. ‎Where 5 local bands can play metal tunes and simply have a good time. That ‎didn’t last very long, because a bunch of towel-headed narrow-minded imbeciles ‎were passing by, and heard the loud music being played. Taking a peak inside, ‎they witnessed a mosh pit and a bunch of head bangers on stage. Now, to ‎anyone who is familiar with rock/metal music, this is what its like in a normal rock ‎concert, head banging is a form of an aggressive dance, where you simply shake ‎your head up and down to the beat of the drums or the rhythm of the loud guitar ‎‎(if your really that dense, think Beavis and Butt-head to get a clearer image). So ‎to a typical towel head, this looks like some sort of Satanic ritual, where they are ‎summoning some soul sucking demon to be unleashed in their shit filled ‎neighborhoods, and turning all the women into man sucking incubuses and ‎spreading havoc and anarchy throughout the entire country, those were actual ‎words of the idiots who witnessed this and reported it to the police, who rushed ‎immediately to stop the show, resulting in many disappointed kids to go home ‎early. ‎

Now I’m telling you this because I actually witnessed and in fact; have all the ‎inside information. The following days newspapers had headlines which ‎sounded like this “Police Stop Major Satanic Activists from Spreading the Evil of ‎Satan”. The word even got all the way to the US, where Roadrunner records ‎‎(major US metal record producing company) wrote in the news section of their ‎website “Police Raid Metal Gig as Satanic Acts Were Involved”. The parents of ‎these kids were furious. Rushing to the news paper to basically kick the shit outta ‎whoever wrote the article, didn’t get much help there. The reporter’s response ‎was “I was simply told to print this by the police”. What? What kinda crap are you ‎talking about you whore! One of the parents spoke to me and started bitching ‎about the whole incident. He told me that his son was a very good kid, he gets ‎good marks in school, he prays, and comes to the Friday prayer with me every ‎week (which I’m sure most of those towel-heads don’t). But the thing is my son ‎likes playing the guitar as a hobby, and I support him for that, so why are they ‎accusing my son to be a devil worshipping fuck? ‎

Very true… Why? Why are you idiots just good for nothing else but pointing ‎fingers at people because they are different looking or have different interests ‎other than listening to Erwaished* and playing football? So what if these kids ‎have different hobbies? They are talented as well, probably most of them won’t ‎make it anywhere with this, nor ever have a record label. But that’s not the point, ‎they are doing it for the fun of it. It’s a hobby that will keep them busy and make ‎them stay away from cigarettes, drugs, alcohol, and becoming fags! So it’s ok for ‎night clubs to spread sleaze, drinks and orgies. Its ok for hotels to have belly ‎dancers and horny Saudis. And it’s ok to act like morons at a football stadium, ‎whether painting your faces or dancing like baboons or sitting on fucking barb-‎wires at the stadium, not giving a flying fuck about your safety or regulations! ‎While it’s not ok to actually have a rock concert?‎

So what if I walk around wearing a Deftones or a Slayer t-shirt? Just because it’s ‎black it makes me a devil worshipper? I choose my own music you idiots, and by ‎doing this I’m enjoying a different type of music, and imitating the artists which I ‎admire for being so full of talent and energy. Why label me with something I’m ‎not?‎

I see many morons that wear Che Guevara t-shirts, why are they not labeled as ‎communists? Fucking towel-headed retards. ‎

Just for the record: most idiots that wear Che Guevara shirts or have his bumper ‎stickers don’t know who the guy is and what he’s done; some idiots from ‎Madeena (true story) think that’s its Bob Marley! And some call him the “Weed ‎King”, don’t ask me why….‎

Fuck that, ill go wear my Britney Spears t-shirt...

*Erwaished: Abdullah Al-Rowaished: A shitty Kuwaiti Singer.

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Monday, January 02, 2006

I am a FAG… Hear me ROAR!

The Bahraini culture sure has changed over the years, people are starting to get more open minded, about many things, from the way they think to the way they dress. Girls are wearing shorter clothes. Even the ones with “hijab” are wearing really tight clothes. Filth is being spread all around. And a lot of other bullshit that’s spreading in our streets.

But today’s subject is rather sensitive (to some). Homosexuality, yes, most people try to ignore it but it's there, and it’s getting more in-your-face each and every day and more than ever before.

I think the origin of homosexuality starts from school days, seriously. By separating the boys from the girls, the connection between same gender people increases during a child’s early age. Where the bathrooms in public schools are nothing but crime scenes for mass child rapes, and sadly by other fellow students!

Apparently, most children are brought up thinking that it’s ok to fuck other guys (since they grow up in an all boys school with no females in sight). And if you happen to live in madeena*, I’m sorry, but you probably were a victim of child rape. But just like other kids, you are taught to “walk it off” as if nothing happened. I still remember the early days of school (and I thank God everyday that I managed to finish school without any rape incidents), a lot of kids had what they call as “el walad”** which is basically what they called their fuck buddy, and it was usually the bigger kids and bullies who had those, and in exchange for blowjobs, they protect them from other kids (yes I know this sounds really sick but trust me I’m not making any of this up). So apparently, it was a macho thing, having a bunch of kids to fuck made you superior amongst others. And every other kid grew up to think that this was just something normal. So if any Bahraini male watches the TV series “OZ”***, they would actually laugh at the fact that prisoners are being raped, rather than get shocked and terrified, because that how it is every single day at school!!

Even when these kids grew up, they still loved to fuck guys every now and then. Well actually they fuck anything that walks. And sometimes that’s not even necessary, even a hole in a wall would do. So imagine you being a rape victim, and you're all grown up, then one day you go to work and realize that your co-worker was your fuck buddy at school? (I’ve actually heard this story from someone, and the following example as well), or even worse, imagine that you go and propose to a girl, only to find out that her brother fucked you when you were a kid!!!

It sickens me to my stomach what these kids do, I mean I know you’re brought up in a public school with boys all around, but you’re not in prison!! Why don’t you go and find a slut to fuck! Seriously, get a girlfriend, or even simply jack off, but why sink yourself to this level and fuck your friend in the ass!!!

And what really irritates me, is that if you go to any one of these so called macho fucks, and confront him with the truth, they would proudly say “Yes, I fucked the shit outta him”. But if you tell him that now you're considered “gay” or a “Homosexual”, he’ll try to kick your ass!!! NEWS FLASH YOU MORONS, fucking other guys makes you GAY. You are GAY, whether fucked or got fucked. It does not make you a macho man, fucking freaks.

And from another perspective, we have the other more “feminine” homosexuals, these actually were all living in the dark for many many years, until recently, society seems to have accepted them to run around in public wearing makeup and shit, some of them even become fashion designers, hair dressers, and wedding planners (true).

Why did it become all of a sudden OK for these fags to just roam around everywhere, hey, I don’t care whether you’re a fag or not, but whatever you do sexually, just leave it at home or in any other private place. Don’t fucking go public! I swear I asked a 10 year old about what they think of these Nancy boys. He told me they are GAY! Now, where would a 10 year old get an idea about homosexuality unless it was right there in his face? Even kids with down syndrome can spot a Nancy boy right away on the spot! Yes we should educate the kids about the dangers and immorality of homosexuality, but with these fucking TV shows like “Queer Eye for the Straight guy” and “TeleTubbies”, kids nowadays think it’s actually ok to be gay!

Getting back to the Bahrain scene. I remember in the early 90s, some clubs used to organize special “gay” nights, where every single fag in Bahrain used to go there, usually resulted in mass arrests by the police. So they moved that shit to more private locations. But nowadays, gay hang-outs are spreading. There are a lot of public coffee shops where gay people hang out. And in fact, I know of a certain coffee shop in Adliya where Lesbians hangout every single day!! Seriously! When did these lesbians become so open and free? Where are they’re parents? I swear you see these lesbians holding hands and cuddling and shit, and exchanging tongue action in the toilet. But how did all of this happen? And the sad part is “I always laugh at this”, you see towel heads that actually go to that coffee shop because it’s full of females, thinking they’re gonna score! HAHAHAHA what a bunch of morons!

Honestly, at the end of the day, I'm not trying to be racist or anything. I’m just saying that I know for a fact that these people are all around us. But please, stay out of my fucking face. I don’t wanna see a 40-year-old 3araboo towel head hitting on a Nancy boy, I wanna have dinner in peace.

Fuck this, I'll go watch Will and Grace...

*Madeena: Local term or slang for "Isa Town"
**Elwalad: Meaning "The Boy" or "The Son" a.k.a. sex buddy.
***OZ: not the wizard of oz you dimwits, but HBO's Violent TV Series about life in a US prison facility...

Search Engine Results...

I was checking our stats at the end of the year. I noticed that we are getting hits from search engines of course and here are what people have been searching for that brought them here... Enjoy =)

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Seems like a lot of people are looking for sex in Bahrain ;)

Sunday, January 01, 2006

Happy New Year!!!

We at the LiB Team would like to take this opportunity to wish everyone a very HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Wish you all the prosperity, peace, happiness and joy for this coming 2006.

On a more serious note, here is to another year of ongoing road rage, shitty ninjas, idiotic drivers, money-sucking banks and evil corporations, fucking Saudi and Qatari player wannabes, Bedouin wannabes, and goddamn towel heads.

We would like to thank all the sociopaths who made this site happen, if it weren't for your moronic attitude, none of this would have existed. And a special thanks goes out to all our supporters. To reach 2000+ hits in a month and a half is a great achievement and it makes us realise that we have a following. You are the ones who are keeping us going with your support, it's nice to know that there are people who do agree with what we say. And it makes us happy to know that we do help relieve the exasperation we all are suffering from. The rest of you who don't like what we have to say cuz the truth hurts, get lost you tools.

Hope you a nice 2006, we are sure it will be more than eventful for us here at LiB.