Arabbucks...
During the last few years, major coffee franchise Starbucks established their first branch in Bahrain. A few days after that, the whole Starbucks invasion started, and a Starbucks outlet can now be found every 20 meters. Now I’m not really trying to say anything bad about Starbucks itself; I used to be a heavy coffee drinker myself (try a triple espresso when you wake up; sure hits the spot). But what we’re talking about here is the type of fucked up people that go to these coffee shops.
When Starbucks first opened, the people who were familiar with the franchise were more than happy to sit down, relax, and enjoy a hot cup of mocafuckachino or whatever. But that didn’t last, cause the fuckheads that have nothing better to do but destroy every single coffee shop/cinema/restaurant/toilet discovered that “some” girls actually go there. So the next thing you know, a bunch of towel-headed player wannabes are sitting at Starbucks all fucking day hoping to get some pussy.
Why do these fuckers just ruin every fucking decent place that we’ve got? You can’t take the wifey anywhere, cause these losers are just gonna stare the shit out of you and your wife (yes, they undress me with their eyes, seriously), so you’ll either end up shouting your head off or kicking someone in the balls, and just ruin your whole night.
Even the actual Starbucks “fans” stopped going there. How can someone relax when all you see is a bunch of irritating towel-heads sitting, talking really loudly (and I mean football stadium loud), drinking water, or probably juice, cause the sad part is none of them actually drink coffee or tried any coffee beverages before. They just go there hoping to get some action, or they probably think it’s cool to hang out in coffee shops, making them look more sophisticated or something. Get a life you losers.
Now the bigger problem is the whores actually know that these fucking players hang out at Starbucks, so off they go sitting in their ninja gear (so that everyone would think they’re actually decent people), and exchange messages with other fuckheads using Bluetooth on their mobile phones (a technology that has been entirely abused), turning what was once a good place to drink coffee, into a sleazy bedouin meat market infested with whores, assholes and caffeine addict wannabes.
I say, fuck these whores and players! Do what they do in Dubai: Print their pictures in the newspapers, or better yet, billboards, and maybe they’ll stop all this bullshit that’s happening. And maybe then, just maybe, I can actually go out for a nice meal or coffee with the wife, without looking around for people who are asking for an ass-kicking.
Sip on this you bitches!! *points at crotch* I need a latte.